Alright, so y’all wanna know about this Conor McGregor fella and how much he weighs, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. They sayin’ he’s walkin’ around at a whopping 180 to 200 pounds now. That’s a whole lotta man, I tell ya!
Can you believe it? This guy used to fight at 145 pounds! Skinny as a rail, he was. Then he went up to 155, then 170. But now? Nearly 200! He’s gettin’ big, like them fellas liftin’ hay bales all day.
- Used to be 145 pounds, real skinny.
- Then he went up to 155 and 170 pounds.
- Now, they say he is 180 to 200 pounds, heavy as a sack of potatoes.
I don’t know much about fightin’ and all that, but that sounds like a lot of weight to me. They say he’s been liftin’ weights and eatin’ a whole bunch. Six meals a day, they say! Lord have mercy, that’s more eatin’ than a whole family does in a day. And it ain’t just any ol’ food, it’s all measured out and whatnot, like them fancy folks do.
They talkin’ about “hypertrophy trainin’” and “free weights.” Sounds complicated if you ask me. All I know is, he’s gettin’ big and strong. Like a bull, I reckon. They say he eats a lot of carbs and fat, to keep his weight up I guess. Carbs, that’s like bread and potatoes, right? And fat, well, that’s like bacon and gravy. Good eatin’, if you ask me.
This fella, he’s got somethin’ called a “walk,” they say. A special way of walkin’, all cocky and bold. He says he made it up himself, but then he said some other fella, Vince McMahon, came up with it. Don’t matter much who made it up, I guess. It’s his now, and he does it real good. Struts around like a rooster in a henhouse.
He fought this other fella, Poirier, and he weighed in at 155 pounds then. But that was before he started all this weight liftin’ and heavy eatin’. Now, they say he’s a whole lot heavier. 85 kilograms, they said too. I had to do some figurin’ on that one, and it’s about the same as what them other fellas said, around 187 pounds. That’s a powerful lot of weight for a fighter, if you ask me.
So, what’s all this weight gain mean? I ain’t no expert, but it seems like he’s gettin’ ready for somethin’ big. Maybe he’s gonna fight in a heavier weight class. Or maybe he’s just tryin’ to get stronger. Whatever it is, he’s sure puttin’ in the work.
They say he was born in July, on the 14th. Don’t know what year, but it don’t matter much, I guess. He’s a southpaw, they say. That means he leads with his left hand, like my cousin Jedediah when he’s tryin’ to swat flies. And his reach is 74 inches. That’s a long reach, I tell ya. Like a beanpole reachin’ for the sky.
Anyways, that’s what I heard about this Conor McGregor fella and his weight. He’s gettin’ big and strong, and he’s eatin’ a whole lot. Who knows what he’ll do next? Maybe he’ll go fight them big fellas in the heavy weight division. Or maybe he’ll just keep liftin’ weights and eatin’ six meals a day. Only time will tell, I reckon. But one thing’s for sure, this fella’s somethin’ else. A real character, just like my old rooster, always struttin’ around and makin’ a fuss.
Tags: Conor McGregor, Weight Gain, MMA, Fighting, Training, Diet
