Alright, so you wanna know about this Tyreek Hill fella and how fast he runs? Folks call him “Cheetah,” like that fast cat on TV, you know? I ain’t no expert, but I hear tell he’s somethin’ else.
Now, they got all these fancy numbers and machines to measure speed these days. They say Tyreek, he clocked in at 23.24 miles per hour. Lordy, that’s faster than my old mule, Bess, ever went, even when she smelled the barn comin’ home. That was back when he was a young fella, a rookie they called him, playin’ against them Texans.
- They say it was on a kickoff return. You know, when they kick the ball and somebody gotta run like the devil himself is chasin’ ’em? Yep, that’s when he did it.
- Now, this year, he had another one, an 80-yarder they say. Folks got all excited, but turns out it wasn’t the fastest of the year, not even in the top 10! Can you believe it? Still fast as a whippet, mind you, but there’s always some young buck tryin’ to outrun everyone.
I heard there was this fella, Nico Collins, plays for the Texans too. He went even faster that first week, somethin’ like 21.89 miles per hour. And that Saquon Barkley, he ain’t no slouch either. Hit 20.78 on a run. These boys, they eat their Wheaties, I tell ya.
But Tyreek, he’s still the one they talk about. Fastest ever recorded, they say. That’s somethin’ to be proud of, I reckon. I mean, runnin’ that fast, it’s like a gift from God, like bein’ able to sing like an angel or bake a pie so good it makes folks cry.
I seen him on TV once, zippin’ down the field, legs pumpin’ like a sewing machine. It’s like he ain’t even touchin’ the ground. The other fellas, they just look like they standin’ still. He’s gone before you can even blink. It ain’t natural, I tell ya!
They say he trains hard, works his muscles and all that. I guess that’s part of it. But some folks, they just born with it, you know? Like my cousin Billy, he could always eat more than anyone. Never got full, that boy. Tyreek, he’s the same way with speed, I guess. Just born to run.
Now, I don’t know much about football, to be honest. Too much gruntin’ and bumpin’ for my taste. I prefer a good game of checkers or maybe some gossip with the ladies at the church. But this Tyreek Hill, he’s got somethin’ special, that’s for sure. He makes folks take notice, even an old woman like me.
So yeah, Tyreek Hill, the “Cheetah.” Fastest fella they ever seen, apparently. And that’s all there is to it, I reckon. He runs fast, people cheer, and the world keeps on turnin’. Just like it always has.
He makes football excitin’, even for someone who doesn’t understand all the rules and whatnot. It’s just fun to watch somethin’ that amazing, like seein’ a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse or watchin’ a river flowin’ after a big rain.
Speed, it’s a powerful thing. It can win you a race, it can get you out of trouble, and it can sure make folks stand up and holler. And Tyreek Hill, well, he’s got speed in spades. He’s the fastest, they say, and I ain’t gonna argue with ’em.
So there you have it, all I know about Tyreek Hill’s top speed. Not much, maybe, but it’s the truth, as far as I can tell. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some biscuits. My stomach’s rumblin’ somethin’ fierce. All this talk about runnin’ has made me hungry.
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