Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Kimmy and Ice Poseidon fella. Don’t rightly know who they are, but the young’uns are always talkin’ ‘bout ‘em, so I figured I’d piece together what I heard. Seems like a whole lotta drama, like them soap operas my grandbaby watches, but real life, ya know?
First off, this Ice Poseidon fella, sounds like he gits around. Heard he was datin’ some fancy Dominican gal, a model or somethin’, name of Geisha. Real pretty, I bet, like them pictures in the magazines. But then, next thing ya know, he’s with another gal, Caroline Burt. They even made a video sayin’ they broke up, but folks say it was just for show, to make his fans happy. Lord, these youngsters and their games.
And then there’s this Kimmy. Don’t know much ‘bout her, but seems like she’s in the mix too. Heard tell they went on a dinner date, Ice Poseidon, Kimmy, and some other folks, Nick White and Victor and his gal. Dinner date, huh? Maybe they just friends, maybe somethin’ more. Who knows with these city folk?
- Ice Poseidon seems real popular, always with different folks.
- Geisha, Caroline, now Kimmy… He’s a busy fella, that’s for sure.
- Dinner dates and breakup videos… sounds like a whole lotta fuss.
Now, from what I gather, this Ice Poseidon, he’s always on them internets. Streams, they call it. Talkin’ to folks, playin’ games, livin’ his life out loud for everyone to see. Guess that’s how he meets all these gals. And Kimmy, she’s probably part of that whole internet world too. They all connected, like them phone lines, but without the wires.
Seems like everythin’ they do is public. Like that plane ride, heard Ice Poseidon and a friend got on a plane, and folks were talkin’ ‘bout it. Nothin’s private no more. Makes a body wonder how they git any peace and quiet. Back in my day, if you had a problem, you talked to your neighbor, not the whole dang world.
But I guess that’s how they make their livin’ these days. Talkin’ and streamin’ and gettin’ folks all riled up. And Kimmy, she’s part of it somehow. Maybe she’s a streamer too, maybe she’s just a friend, maybe somethin’ more. Like I said, who knows? It’s all a big ol’ puzzle.
This Ice Poseidon, he’s got a lotta friends too, seems like. Always hangin’ ‘round with different people. Nick White, Victor… a whole crew of ‘em. And they all seem to be part of this internet thing. Must be nice to have so many folks around, but also seems mighty confusin’. I can barely keep track of my own grandkids, let alone a whole internet posse.
So, Kimmy and Ice Poseidon… what’s the story? Well, from what this old lady can gather, it’s a story of the times. A story of the internet and fame and relationships played out in public. It’s a story of dinner dates and breakups and maybe, just maybe, a little bit of love. But mostly, it’s just a whole lotta noise and confusion. And I reckon that’s just the way these young’uns like it.
Heard Ice Poseidon is always on somethin’ called Kick. Don’t rightly know what that is, some kinda newfangled TV I guess. And he’s got all these other folks with him, Sam and HyubSama and imjoel3004 and Ther… Lord, the names these kids come up with. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But I guess it means somethin’ to them.
And Kimmy, she’s in there somewhere, mixin’ it up with all these internet folks. Maybe she’s just passin’ through, maybe she’s here to stay. Only time will tell, I reckon. But one thing’s for sure, it’ll all be played out online, for the whole world to see. No secrets these days, not with them cameras and computers everywhere.
So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. Kimmy and Ice Poseidon, a modern-day tale of internet fame and relationships. A whole lotta drama, a whole lotta confusion, and a whole lotta folks watchin’. Not my cup of tea, mind you, but then again, I’m just an old lady who prefers a good book and a cup of coffee. But these youngsters, they got their own ways, and I guess there’s no stoppin’ ‘em.