This teil henley, you see, it’s a thing now. Like a shirt, but not quite. My old man, he just wore plain old shirts. But these young folks, they got all sorts of fancy names for things.
What’s a henley shirt? It’s like a t-shirt, you know, the kind you pull over your head. But this one, it’s got buttons. Two, three, maybe four buttons going down the front. Not all the way down like a regular shirt, just a little ways. Makes it look a little different, I guess. Some folks say it is dressier, but I don’t know. A shirt is a shirt, right?
They got ’em with long sleeves, short sleeves. Some are thick, some are thin. Some made of that waffle stuff, you know, like them blankets grandma used to make. This henley shirt, it ain’t just for one kind of weather. You can wear it when it’s cold, you can wear it when it’s a bit warm. Just depends on the shirt, I reckon.
- Short sleeves for when it’s not too cold.
- Long sleeves for when it’s chilly.
- Thick ones for when it’s real cold.
Now, the colors. Oh, they got all sorts of colors. But me, I like the plain ones. Black, that dark blue they call navy, and that gray, charcoal they call it. Those are good colors. They go with everything. You start getting into them bright colors, you gotta know what you’re doing. Or you’ll look like a rooster in a rainbow, that’s what my old man used to say.
Folks say these henley shirts, they are for men and women, both. Back in my day, shirts were shirts. Didn’t matter who wore ’em. But these days, they got all these rules. I seen women wearing them, though. Looks alright, I suppose. A little different, but alright.
They say it’s a “rock star vibe”. Whatever that means. I guess it makes you look like one of them singers on the TV. All loud and with the guitars. My grandson, he likes that kind of thing. He’d probably wear one of these henley shirts. He’s got broader shoulders, likes his shirts a bit loose, you know, boxy, they call it.
How’s it supposed to fit? Well, comfortable, I reckon. Not too tight around the neck. You don’t want it choking you. And the buttons, you can button ’em up, or leave ’em open. It’s up to you. Whatever you like, that’s the way to wear it. No right or wrong way, just like eating your supper.
This henley shirt, it ain’t new. They been around for a while, it seems. Started out for them rowers, you know, the ones who paddle them long boats. Used to be plain, no collar, just like a polo shirt without the collar. Now they’re all over the place. Everyone’s wearing them, not just the rowers.
History of the henley shirt, they call it. Long ago, I guess. Times change. Everything changes. Even shirts.
They got different kinds, too. Not just the plain ones. Different styles, different colors. It’s a whole thing now, this henley shirt. Not like in my day. We just had shirts. Plain and simple.
Now, what’s the difference between this henley and a polo shirt? Well, the polo, it’s got a collar, you see. This henley, it’s just the buttons, no collar. That’s the big difference. Both shirts, though. Both you pull over your head.
And a t-shirt? Well, a t-shirt ain’t got no buttons. Just a plain shirt. This henley, it’s got the buttons. That’s the only difference, really. Just them little buttons.
It’s a plain-looking thing, this henley. But folks like it. They say it’s stylish. I don’t know about all that. But it’s comfortable, that’s what matters. And it’s not too fancy. You can wear it anywhere, I reckon. To the market, to church, even to visit the neighbors.
So, that’s the teil henley for you. A shirt with buttons. Not too fancy, not too plain. Just a shirt. But folks sure do make a fuss about it. Young folks and their newfangled things. Give me a plain old shirt any day. But if you like it, you wear it. That’s what matters.
Back in my day, we didn’t have all these choices. You wore what you had. And you were grateful for it. Now, there are so many shirts, so many styles. It’s enough to make your head spin. But I guess that’s progress, as they say. Even for shirts. And this henley shirt, well, it ain’t so bad, I suppose. For a shirt with buttons.
These new shirts, they are like a new type of t-shirt that is popular now. They’re okay, I guess. They seem to be real popular now. Just another shirt if you ask me.
This is just another type of shirt. And they are selling like hotcakes at the general store. The young folks love them. They say they are a good fashion. Whatever that means. These days, everything is fashion. Back in my day, things were just things. You know what I mean?