Roman Reigns vs. The Rock: The Dream Match We Need

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Roman Reigns, you know, the big shot on TV. Folks keep jabberin’ about him, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even though I don’t know much ’bout this wrasslin’ stuff.

Now, they say this Roman fella is a big deal, a champion or somethin’. He’s got this “Bloodline” thing goin’ on, which sounds kinda scary if you ask me. Like a bunch of tough guys stickin’ together. They were sayin’ somethin’ ’bout him and this Rock fella, Dwayne Johnson, you know, the movie star. Apparently, people wanna see them two fight. Can you imagine? A movie star wrasslin’! That’s somethin’ else, ain’t it?

This Rock guy, he’s a big fella too, muscles everywhere. Folks dream about seein’ them two go at it. They call it a “dream match” or somethin’. Guess it means it’d be a real barn burner, you know, a real humdinger of a fight.
And then there’s this other fella, Rhodes, they say he beat Roman. In Philadelphia, wherever that is. Folks were happy ’bout it, cheerin’ and hollerin’. Said he “finished the story.” Sounds like somethin’ outta a book, don’t it? But hey, if it makes folks happy, good for ’em.

They keep talkin’ about Roman and John Cena too. Now, John Cena, I know him. He’s on TV all the time, makin’ movies and sellin’ stuff. Didn’t know he was a wrassler too. They say Roman beat him more times than not. Eleven times, they said! That’s a whole lotta beatin’s. Guess Roman’s a tough cookie, ain’t he?

This whole wrasslin’ thing, it’s kinda confusin’. They got all these titles and championships and whatnot. Roman, he’s got this “Undisputed WWE Universal Champion” thing goin’ on. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Sounds important though. They say he’s gonna be even bigger, this “OTC” thing they talkin’ about. Gonna make him even more famous, I guess. Good for him, if that’s what he wants.

Me, I don’t watch much TV, too busy with the chickens and the garden. But sometimes, when the grandkids come over, they put on this wrasslin’ stuff. And there’s Roman, big as life, stompin’ around and yellin’. He’s got that long hair and them tattoos. Looks kinda mean, but I guess that’s part of the show, ain’t it? They gotta act tough to get folks excited.

They said somethin’ about WrestleMania, this big wrasslin’ event. Sounds like a real hullabaloo. People travel from all over just to see it. And they were wonderin’ if The Rock would fight Roman there. That’d be somethin’, wouldn’t it? Two big fellas goin’ at it, the whole crowd roarin’. I bet it’d be louder than a hog callin’ contest.

So, that’s what I know ’bout this Roman Reigns fella. He’s a wrassler, a champion, and folks seem to like watchin’ him. He’s tough, beats lots of fellas, and might even fight that Rock fella one day. Whether he’s good or bad, I can’t say, but he sure gets folks talkin’. And in my book, that makes him somethin’ special, even if I don’t rightly understand it all.

Wrasslin’ these days ain’t like it used to be, I reckon. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy moves and storylines. It was just two fellas, grapplin’ and grunting, tryin’ to pin each other down. But hey, times change, and folks like different things. And if they like watchin’ Roman Reigns, well, that’s their business. He seems like a hard worker, that’s for sure. You don’t get to be champion by sittin’ on your behind, that’s for certain.

And that’s all I gotta say ‘bout that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They get mighty cranky if they ain’t fed on time, you know.