Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post in the style you described, focusing on “Rita Ora Pittsburgh Pirates”:

So, I got this random idea stuck in my head: Rita Ora rocking some Pittsburgh Pirates gear. Don’t ask me why, it just popped in there. I wanted to see what that would look like. Here is how I made it happen.
Finding the Right Pictures
First, I started by just searching for pictures of Rita Ora. Easy enough, right? I scrolled through a bunch of them, looking for one where she had a pose that I thought I could work with.
Then I opened another tab and looked for pics of Pittsburgh Pirates stuff – jerseys, hats, whatever. I figured a classic black and yellow jersey would be the easiest to work with.
Putting It All Together
Next, I opened up a simple photo editing app on my computer. Nothing fancy, just something to cut and paste. I carefully traced around Rita to get a transparent image of her, next I dragged that image of Rita on top of the jersey and hat.
I spent a little time adjusting the sizes and angles, trying to get it to look at least somewhat believable. It wasn’t perfect, but it was good enough to get the general idea across.
The Final Result
Finally. After cutting, pasting, moving, and adjusting images, I’ve gotten a picture of Rita Ora wearing Pittsburgh Pirates gear.
I showed it to a couple of friends, and they got a good laugh out of it. Mission accomplished!
It was just a silly little project, but it was fun to mess around and see what I could come up with. Sometimes you just gotta follow those random creative sparks, you know?