Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Patrick Cantlay fella and what’s in his golf bag, huh? They call it the “WITB” these days, all fancy-like. Well, let me tell ya, this boy’s been makin’ some noise on them golf courses. Heard he even got a big ol’ pile of money from some bank, Goldman Sachs, they say. A million bucks a year, can you believe that? Enough to buy a whole lotta chickens!
But then, the young fella, he goes and says he wants better golf stuff, the “best equipment,” he calls it. Says he wants somethin’ to help his golf game. Guess that money ain’t everything, huh? He wants to win, that’s for sure. Reminds me of my ol’ Bessie, always wantin’ the best corn feed, even though the regular stuff was just fine.
Now, this fella, Patrick, he ain’t just good at golf, he got himself hitched too. Married a nice gal named Nikki, they say. Had a real pretty weddin’ last October. “Dream” wedding, they called it. Good for him, I say. A good woman is worth more than all the gold in Fort Knox, let me tell ya.
So, what’s he got in that fancy golf bag of his? Well, they got pictures, you know, on them internet things. Folks talkin’ ’bout it all the time. They got this thing called a “7-wood,” looks like a funny-shaped stick to me. Titleist TS2, 21 degrees, whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to build a barn, not hit a little white ball.
Patrick Cantlay’s Golf Bag Must-Haves
- They say he’s got this “Patty Ice” nickname, ’cause he’s so cool under pressure. Doesn’t get all flustered like some of them other golfers. Just goes about his business, steady as she goes.
- Folks are always wonderin’ if he’s gonna change his clubs, you know, put somethin’ different in the bag. But mostly he sticks to what he knows. Reliable, that’s what he is.
- And them irons, oh my, they say they’d love to see pictures of the iron faces. Guess they got some special somethin’ to ’em. I tell ya, these golfers and their gear, it’s a whole ‘nother language.
He’s known for bein’ consistent, they say. Hits the ball straight and true, not all over the place like some of them young whippersnappers. And he’s calm, too. Doesn’t get all riled up when things go wrong. Just keeps on playin’, like a good ol’ farmhand plowin’ a field. That’s how you win, I reckon. Steady and calm, just like makin’ a good apple pie.
Anyways, this Patrick Cantlay fella, he seems like a good sort. Works hard, plays hard, and got himself a good woman. And he’s got some fancy golf clubs, that’s for sure. But at the end of the day, it’s still just a game. And whether he’s usin’ a Titleist or a hickory stick, it’s the man behind the club that really matters. Just like farmin’, you can have the fanciest tractor, but if you don’t know how to plant the seeds, you ain’t gonna get no corn.
So there you have it, a little somethin’ ‘bout this Patrick fella and his golf bag. Don’t know if it’ll help you hit the ball any further, but it’s somethin’ to chew on, ain’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
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