Alright, listen up, y’all. We gotta figure out this Mike Williams and Michael Pittman Jr. thing for this fantasy football, whatever that is. My grandson keeps pestering me about it, so here we go.
So, who’s better, Mike Williams or this Pittman fella? That’s what everyone’s yappin’ about. Seems like a bunch of them “experts” are squawkin’ about it too. They got their fancy numbers and all, but let’s break it down simple-like.
First off, this Mike Williams guy. Folks say he’s good, real good sometimes. But then he disappears faster than a squirrel up a tree. One game he’s catchin’ everything, the next he’s nowhere to be found. Kinda like my old rooster, sometimes he crows all day, sometimes he just sits there lookin’ dumb.
Then there’s Michael Pittman Jr. Now, this boy, he’s steady, like a good ol’ plow horse. He might not be flashy, but he gets the job done. He catches balls, that’s for sure. And from what I hear, his quarterback ain’t half bad, which helps, I reckon. A good quarterback is like a good rain, makes everything grow better.
- Mike Williams: High-flyin’, but kinda iffy.
- Michael Pittman Jr.: Steady and reliable, like a good pair of work boots.
Now, these fantasy football fellas, they got somethin’ called “ADP.” Don’t ask me what it means, sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. But apparently, it tells you where folks are pickin’ these players in their drafts. And from what I gather, Pittman’s is pretty high up there, meaning folks like him.
Some folks are sayin’ Pittman was a real good pick last year, but then things went kinda south. His team, the Colts, they weren’t doin’ so hot. And when the team ain’t doin’ good, nobody’s doin’ good, that’s just common sense. It’s like tryin’ to grow corn in dry dirt, ain’t gonna happen.
They’re also talkin’ about who to “start”. Sounds like you gotta pick which players to use each week. Well, that seems like a gamble to me. But if I had to choose, I’d go with the steady one, the one who’s gonna show up every week. That’s Pittman, in my book.
And listen here, these “experts” they talk about all these other players too, like Mike Evans and that Godwin fella. They say they’re goin’ around the same time in the draft as Pittman and Williams. But I ain’t got time to worry about all them. Gotta focus on these two, one headache at a time.
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, if you want a thrill, a player who might win you the game or lose it for you, go with Mike Williams. He’s like a firecracker, might be spectacular, might just fizzle out. But if you want someone dependable, someone who’s gonna get you those points week in and week out, then Michael Pittman Jr. is your man. He’s like a good, sturdy fence, always there when you need him.
In simple terms: Williams is a gamble, Pittman is safe. It’s like deciding between planting watermelons, might get a big one, but might get nothin’, or plantin’ potatoes, always get somethin’.
Now, go on and win your fantasy football game, or whatever it is. And leave me to my garden, at least I know what I’m doin’ there.
Remember this: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. And in this case, Pittman is that bird in the hand. Don’t go chasin’ after Williams’ fancy flyin’ if you want a sure thing.
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