Well, let me tell ya, this whole Mari’s tattoo thing, it’s a real mess, like a chicken coop after a fox got in. Folks are chatterin’ like geese at feeding time, and I’m here to try and make sense of it all, best as I can, mind you, I ain’t no fancy city slicker with all them big words.
So, this Mari, seems like she got herself a tattoo, or maybe more than one, I ain’t too sure. Folks gettin’ tattoos these days, like they used to get a new pair of shoes, but sometimes things go wrong, ya know? Like when you try to bake a cake and forget the sugar, it just ain’t right.
Now, they sayin’ her tattoo is “broken.” I ain’t quite sure what that means, but it sounds bad. Maybe it’s faded, like an old photograph, or maybe it’s got a scratch, like that dent in my old car door, maybe the design itself is a mess, like a tangled ball of yarn.
What kind of tattoo could it be?
- Maybe it’s one of them tribal thingies. You know, the ones with all them swirls and lines? I heard some folks get them and then they’re sorry later. Kinda like buying a pig in a poke, ya never know what you gonna get. They sayin’ it’s the most regrettable kind.
- Or maybe it’s got some words on it. Like that girl Anne-Marie, she got a tattoo that says “think twice.” That’s actually not a bad idea, tells people to be nice. Mari’s maybe was supposed to say somethin’ nice too, but now it’s all messed up.
- It could be flowers even, like that cherry blossom one I heard tell of. Pretty things, flowers, but maybe tattoos of them fade quicker than a spring breeze. And then you’re left with a blurry mess, like a watercolor left out in the rain.
But here’s the thing, it ain’t just about the tattoo itself. Seems like there’s some drama too, like a pot boiling over on the stove. Folks are talkin’ ’bout Maris bein’ silent for a spell, then she done gone and spoke to them folks at ABS-CBN, some kinda big important group, I reckon. She broke her silence, they say, like a dam burstin’. That makes me think this tattoo business is tied to some bigger problem, like when the well runs dry and everyone starts blaming each other.
And there’s this fella Anthony somethin’-or-other and his ex-girlfriend Jam. Jam’s been sharin’ messages all over the place. Seems like those messages got somethin’ to do with Maris. This whole thing is more twisted than a country road after a mudslide. Like when the cow gets loose and you’re chasin’ it all over the pasture, it just gets messier and messier.
So, what’s the real story?
That’s what everyone’s tryin’ to figure out. It’s like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at a county fair, slippery and hard to hold on to. Some sayin’ one thing, some sayin’ another. It’s like a game of telephone, by the time it gets to you, it’s all garbled up. Maybe Maris got the tattoo with Anthony, or maybe the tattoo is about Anthony, or maybe Anthony’s got somethin’ to do with why it’s “broken.” Who knows? It’s enough to make your head spin like a weathervane in a tornado.
And all this is happenin’ on the internet too, with them Instagrams and Pinterests. Folks are postin’ pictures and videos, talkin’ and gossiping. It’s like the whole town square is in your pocket, except instead of seeing your neighbors, you’re seein’ all these strangers and their opinions. And they have a lot to say about Stella maris tattoo too. But like I always say, don’t believe everything you hear, and only half of what you see.
What have we learned?
Well, we know Mari had a tattoo, maybe more than one. We know it’s “broken” somehow. And we know there’s some drama involved, with ex-girlfriends and messages and press conferences. It’s a whole heap of trouble, like a barn full of raccoons. But what it all means, well, that’s still a mystery, like why the rooster crows before sunrise.
I reckon we’ll just have to wait and see how it all shakes out. Maybe Maris will tell her side of the story, maybe Anthony will chime in, maybe Jam will spill some more beans. Or maybe it’ll just fade away, like old newsprint, and we’ll all move on to the next bit of gossip. That’s the way things go, ain’t it? Like the seasons, always changing, always somethin’ new to talk about.
But for now, this Mari’s tattoo business is the talk of the town, or at least, the talk of the internet, and that’s pretty much the same thing these days. And I’m just here sharin’ what I’ve heard, like passin’ on a jar of homemade jam. Take it or leave it, it’s up to you.
