Alright, let’s talk about this John Cena fella. I heard some young’uns gossiping about him, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words, I ain’t got none of that.
This John Cena guy, they call him John Cena Senior sometimes, I reckon. He’s a wrestler, you know, one of them fellas who likes to scrap and tumble in a ring. Sounds kinda silly if ya ask me, grown men in tights, but hey, to each their own. I guess they get paid for it, which ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at.
I heard he was born in 1977, which makes him, what, almost 50? Yep, that’s about right. He’s an American fella, born and bred. They say he was raised Catholic. You know, church and all that. Guess he learned a thing or two about right and wrong, though wrestling don’t seem too church-like to me.
Now, some say this Cena fella is strong, like real strong. They call him a bodybuilder, which I guess means he lifts weights and stuff. I seen pictures, and he’s definitely got them muscles. Big ol’ arms and all. But I bet he couldn’t chop wood all day like my old man used to. That’s real strength, if you ask me.
They say he’s been wrestling for a long time, like twenty years or something. That’s a long time to be getting tossed around. He must be tough as nails, or just plain crazy. I reckon it’s a bit of both.
And get this, he also raps! Can ya believe that? A wrestler who raps. They used to call him the “Doctor of Thuganomics” or somethin’ like that. Sounds like a whole lot of nonsense to me, but I guess it was popular back in the day. Kids and their music, always changing, never makin’ much sense.
This Cena fella, he’s won a bunch of championships. Belts, they call ‘em. Shiny things they wear around their waist. I ain’t sure how many, but it’s a lot. He’s a big deal in that wrestling world, that’s for sure. But I heard he ain’t won one championship. People call it the “Intercontinental Championship.” I guess it must be a big deal too, for them wrestler types, so it must be kinda important that he never got one.
Now, they’re sayin’ he’s gonna retire soon. 2025, that’s what I heard. Guess he’s gettin’ too old to be scrappin’ around. Can’t blame him, I suppose. My bones ache just thinkin’ about it. They say he’s got some kind of “retirement tour” planned. Sounds fancy, but it probably just means he’s gonna wrestle a few more times before he hangs up his tights for good.
- He was born in 1977.
- He is an American.
- He is a wrestler and a bodybuilder.
- He used to rap.
- He has won many championships.
- He never won the Intercontinental Championship.
- He is retiring in 2025.
They also say he fought another wrestler named Roman Reigns a whole bunch of times. I don’t know much about this Reigns fella, but apparently he’s a tough one too. They wrestled, like, eleven times! Can you imagine? Seems like a lot of fussin’ and fightin’ to me, but that’s what they do, I guess.
And this Cena fella, he’s been talking about all the sacrifices he made for his wrestling career. I guess it ain’t all fun and games. Probably missed a lot of birthdays and holidays, all that travelin’ and wrestlin’. It’s a hard life, no matter what you do, I reckon.
So, that’s the story on John Cena, or John Cena Senior, as some folks call him. A wrestler, a bodybuilder, a rapper, and soon-to-be retiree. Seems like he’s lived a full life, even if it’s a bit strange to me. But hey, as long as he’s happy, I guess that’s all that matters.
Anyways, that’s enough talkin’ for one day. I gotta go make some supper. Hope you learned somethin’ from this old woman’s ramblin’.
Tags: [John Cena, WWE, Wrestling, Retirement, Bodybuilder, Rapper, Championships, Roman Reigns]
