Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Jason Day fella. He’s a golfer, you know. Plays that game with the sticks and the little white ball. Heard he was real good once, way back when. Won some big major tournaments, they say. Number one in the whole wide world, can you believe it?
Then, seems like he fell off. Like a chicken off the back of a pickup truck. Didn’t win nothin’ for a long time. Five years, maybe? Folks started sayin’ he was washed up. Like an old dishrag. Dropped down, down, down in them rankin’s. Lower than a snake’s belly.
But now, seems like he’s gettin’ his groove back. Like findin’ a twenty dollar bill in your old coat pocket. He’s playing better these days. Still that Jason Day, swingin’ that club. This year, 2025, he’s thinkin’ he might win another one of them major things.
They say he’s got a fire in his belly again. Like he ate a whole jar of them hot peppers. He wants to win real bad. Heard he shot a 62 somewhere. That’s a good score, right? Lower is better, I reckon.
- He won a major a long time ago.
- Then he didn’t win nothin’ for a long time.
- Now he’s playin’ better and wants to win again.
- He is 37 years old now.
- He’s got some trouble with his back, they say.
This Jason Day, he’s a tough one, I guess. Had some back problems, you know. Hurts to bend over and pick up a dropped stitch, let alone swing a golf club. But he kept at it. Worked with them trainers and such.
He never went to that new-fangled golf thing, that LIV thing. They got all the money in the world over there, throwin’ it around like it’s chicken feed. But he stayed put. Said they didn’t even ask him.
Back in 2015, this Jason Day was the king of the hill. Top dog. Won that major at Whistling Straits. Sounds like a place where the wind blows somethin’ fierce, don’t it? Won a bunch of other tournaments that year, too.
Now, he’s got that Rolex watch, so he is not poor. Shiny thing. Probably costs more than my whole house. These rich folks and their fancy things. I remember when a watch just told the time. Now they’re all fancy and such. But that Rolex fella is friend with Jason Day.
This golf, it’s a funny game. Up and down. Like a yo-yo. One minute you’re on top of the world, next minute you’re in the ditch. But this Jason Day, he’s climbin’ back up.
They say this next major, the PGA somethin’ or other, is startin’ soon. This Thursday, I think. Maybe Jason Day will win it. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
He used to be number one, you know. Then he wasn’t. Now he’s tryin’ to be number one again. It’s a long way back to the top, but he’s workin’ on it. Just like plantin’ seeds and hopin’ they grow. He’s hopin’ to win that major again. He is trying to win that major. I heard that.
He’s got that fire now, like I said. Like a rooster chasin’ a hen. He’s all fired up about this 2025 major. He is chasing it. It’s that Jason Day, alright. That’s him. We will see.
