Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Hasan, and how tall he is. You know, all these young folks online, they make such a fuss about the dumbest things. Height, can you believe it? Like it really matters how tall a person is. But since everyone’s yappin’ about it, let’s see what the fuss is all about.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ he’s a real giant, like 6 foot 3 inches. That’s taller than my old man was, bless his soul. He was a strong one, but not that tall. Six foot three, that’s like… well, it’s real tall, you get it? They say he weighs around 90 kilograms too. That’s… a lot of pounds. Sounds like a big fella, alright.
- They say he’s a Twitch streamer. Don’t ask me what that is. Kids these days with their gizmos and gadgets.
- Apparently, lots of people watch him, talk about him. He’s famous, I guess. Like them movie stars, but on the computer.
But then you hear other things, you know? Like whispers and such. Some folks online, they’re sayin’ he ain’t that tall at all. They’re callin’ him a liar, sayin’ he’s only 5 foot 5. Now, that’s a big difference, ain’t it? Five foot five is… well, it’s shorter than my Billy was, and he was no giant. Makes you wonder who’s tellin’ the truth.
It’s all a big mess, this internet stuff. People arguin’ and fightin’ over how tall a person is. Seems silly to me. Back in my day, we worried about gettin’ the crops in, not how tall some fella on the TV was. But I guess that’s how things are now. HasanAbi, they call him. Sounds like a fancy name for a fella who might be fibbin’ about his height.
This “Hasan_Piker community” they talk about… sounds like a bunch of busybodies to me. Always gossiping and whatnot. They got whole subreddits, whatever those are, dedicated to talkin’ about him. And this “Twitch” thing… it’s like a radio, but with pictures, I reckon. Kids watchin’ him play games and talkin’ about… well, who knows what they talk about? Politics, maybe? The weather? Probably not the weather.
They even compare him to other famous folks, tryin’ to figure out his height. Like they got nothin’ better to do. “Public figures,” they call ’em. Just regular people, if you ask me, but with more cameras pointed at ’em. And this *… sounds like another one of them gossip rags, just online instead of in the grocery store line.
So, is he 6 foot 3 or 5 foot 5? Who knows? Maybe he’s somewhere in between. Maybe he wears big boots. Maybe he stands on a box. Does it really matter? Not to me, it don’t. But all these young folks, they sure do care. They got their “tags” and their “forums” and their “social media discussions.” Talkin’ and talkin’ and talkin’. About height, of all things!
He was 32 years old back in 2020, they say. Still a young whippersnapper, in my book. Plenty of time to grow, or shrink, or whatever he wants to do. And this weight of 90 kilograms… Sounds like he eats his fill, that’s for sure. Maybe that’s why they’re so interested in his height. Big fella, either way.
Anyways, that’s the story as far as I can tell. Some say he’s tall, some say he ain’t. The internet’s a funny place, full of stories and half-truths. You gotta take it all with a grain of salt, that’s what I say. Whether he’s a giant or a shorty, it don’t change nothin’ in my life. But it sure does give those internet folks something to yap about, don’t it?
So there you have it. Hasan and his height. A big mystery, or maybe just a big fuss over nothin’. You decide. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go check on my chickens. They don’t care how tall anyone is, just as long as they get fed.
