Well, I tell ya, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this thing, this dbacks hawaiian shirt. Now, I ain’t one for fancy clothes, but I reckon even I can see why people like ’em. Seems like everyone and their brother’s got one these days. These shirts, they’re somethin’ else, all bright and colorful. Just like them flowers my neighbor, Mildred, used to grow. You know the kind that just scream summer?
They say these dbacks hawaiian shirt things are for showin’ you love the Diamondbacks. What are the Diamondbacks? Some kinda baseball team, I think. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy team shirts. We just wore what we had! But I guess times change. If you are a fan of Diamondbacks, maybe you can buy this shirt. They say it can show you are a fan, whatever that is.
They got all kinds of these shirts, I hear. Some for the menfolk, some for the ladies. Even got ’em for the little ones, runnin’ around causin’ a ruckus. Imagine that! A whole family, dressed up in these loud shirts. If you want one, you best find a shop that sells ’em. They got ’em all over, I reckon, near that Phoenix place. Or maybe you can buy some online. They said online store has the official ones. Whatever official means.
- They got these shirts with long sleeves.
- They got some that look old-timey.
- And they got these “jerseys,” whatever those are. They call it nike jersey.
Now, I seen some folks wearin’ ’em, and they do look kinda comfy. Loose, they are. Not like them tight things the young people wear these days. These shirts let you breathe, I reckon. That’s important, especially when it’s hotter than a furnace out there. These dbacks hawaiian shirts, they let the air move around, keep you cool as a cucumber.
And the colors! Lord have mercy, the colors. They got red ones, like that Sedona place. I ain’t never been, but I seen pictures. And some are that teal color. What is teal? I don’t know, just like a color that is not blue but close. They say it’s a snake color. These Diamondbacks, they’re named after a snake, you know. A rattler, I think they call it. Nasty things, those snakes. But the shirts, they ain’t nasty. They’re kinda pretty, in a loud sort of way.
And get this – they got hats, too! Dbacks hats to match the shirts. Can you believe it? A whole outfit, just for this baseball team. And they got all sorts of things with that dbacks name on it. Like those clothes they wear when they’re playin’. They call ’em jerseys, I think. This Arizona Diamondbacks Gear, it’s a big deal, I guess.
I heard somethin’ about a deal, too. Somethin’ about tacos. If that baseball team does good, scores a bunch of runs, you can get free tacos! At that Taco Bell place. You gotta buy a big drink, though. Not water, mind you. A real drink. Then you get three of them crunchy tacos. Sounds like a good deal to me. I do like me some tacos. And if the team do some “jack” things, hit the ball out of the park, you can get a free Jumbo Jack. You have to buy a drink, also.
These dbacks hawaiian shirts. They are made to fit loose. They say it is the style, make people cool. Like the island. And there are loose ones, loosest ones. All give you room to move. I don’t know what is island style. But if you want to be cool, maybe you need one of these.
And that word they put on the shirts, “Serpientes.” They say it means “snakes” in some other language. Spanish, maybe? I don’t know. Looks like a snake, that writin’. All curled up. Makes sense, I guess, since it’s a snake team. This dbacks team is from a desert, I think. They say it is the Sonoran Desert. And this snake, it is from this desert, too.
Anyways, this dbacks hawaiian shirt, it’s a big deal. Folks love ’em. They’re bright, they’re comfy, and they show you like that baseball team. If you are in Phoenix, you can see these shirts everywhere. Maybe you should buy one, too. Show you are a fan of the team. So, if you’re a fan, maybe you should get yourself one. Or a hat. Or both! Just don’t forget about the tacos, or the Jumbo Jack. They sound mighty tasty.
