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Alright, so you wanna know about this Memory Interdict thing, huh? And a “god roll” too? Sounds fancy. I ain’t no expert, but I’ll tell ya what I reckon.
First off, this Memory Interdict, it’s a grenade launcher, see? Like those things that shoot boom-booms. People use it in that Destiny 2 game, whatever that is. My grandkids are always yapping about it. Sounds complicated, all that space magic and whatnot.
Now, this “god roll” business, from what I gather, it means the best possible version. Like the prettiest pumpkin in the patch, or the fattest hen in the coop. Everyone wants the best, don’t they?
So, how do you get a god roll Memory Interdict? Well, it ain’t easy, that’s for sure. It’s like finding a four-leaf clover in a field full of regular ones. You gotta keep at it, try and try again. They say you get these things from playing the game, doing quests, or something. Sounds like a lot of work if you ask me.
- Perks, Perks, Perks: Folks keep talking about “perks.” Sounds like special abilities to me. Like how some chickens lay more eggs than others. You want the perks that make the boom-boom go boom the best. Some folks like a big explosion, some like it to go fast, some like it to stick to things. It all depends on what you’re trying to do.
- Blast Radius: Now, this makes sense even to an old lady like me. Blast radius is how big the boom is. Bigger boom means more things get blown up, right? But some folks say too big ain’t always good, ’cause you might hurt yourself. Gotta find the right balance, like adding just enough salt to the stew.
- Magazine: This is how many boom-booms you can shoot before you gotta reload. More is better, I reckon. Like having a big basket for collecting eggs. Nobody wants to be running back and forth all the time.
From what I hear, people are always arguing about what the best perks are. It’s like arguing about whose apple pie recipe is better. Everyone has their own opinion. Some folks like this perk, some folks like that perk. It’s all a matter of taste, I guess.
They also talk about getting the Memory Interdict from a fella named Banshee. Sounds like he’s the town blacksmith, selling weapons and such. Maybe he’s got a good deal, maybe he don’t. You always gotta be careful who you’re dealing with, you know?
Some folks compare this Memory Interdict to other grenade launchers, like this Wendigo and Catafract. They’re comparing blast radius and stuff. Sounds like comparing different kinds of apples to me. They’re all apples, but some are sweeter, some are tarter, some are bigger, some are smaller.
I also heard tell that they “reworked” this Memory Interdict in somethin’ called “Season of the Splicer.” Sounds like they changed it up, like when you add a new ingredient to an old recipe. Maybe they made it better, maybe they made it worse. Folks are always tinkering with things, aren’t they?
But in the end, the best Memory Interdict, the real “god roll,” is the one that works best for you. It’s like finding the right hoe for your garden or the right pair of shoes for your feet. What works for one person might not work for another. You gotta try it out, see how it feels, and decide for yourself.
So, don’t go chasing after what everyone else says is the best. Find what suits your play style, what makes you feel powerful and confident. That’s what truly matters. And remember, it’s just a game. Don’t get too worked up about it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re more important than any fancy space guns, that’s for sure.
Tags: Destiny 2, Memory Interdict, God Roll, Grenade Launcher, Perks, Blast Radius, Season of the Splicer, Weapon Review, Destiny 2 Weapon
