Alright, let’s talk about this Dragon Ball thing, whatever they call it… Dragon Ball Multi Project, yeah? Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just another one of them games the young’uns are always playin’.
So, they’re doin’ some kinda test, a “regional test” they say. Starts August 20th, ends September 3rd, somethin’ like that. Don’t ask me what UTC means, I ain’t got a clue. They sayin’ Canada folks can play it, on their phones and computers. Android, iOS, Steam… sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me.
This here Dragon Ball game, it’s one of them “MOBA” games. Four versus four, they say. Never seen one myself, but sounds like a whole lotta fightin’ and yellin’. They also say it’s the first free Dragon Ball game, which means, I guess, you don’t gotta pay to play it at first. But you know how these things go, they’ll get ya money somehow later.
- Test starts August 20th, ends September 3rd.
- Canadians can play on phones and computers.
- It’s a 4v4 MOBA game.
- First free-to-play Dragon Ball game.
Now, they’re warnin’ ya, whatever you do in this test, it don’t carry over to the real game. They just wanna see how folks play it, so they can make it better, I reckon. And don’t go sellin’ or lendin’ the game to nobody, they don’t like that.
They got another Dragon Ball game comin’ out too, somethin’ about Budokai Tenkaichi. Been fifteen years since the last one, can ya believe it? Comin’ out in October, they say. You can buy it early if you want, but I ain’t in no hurry. Got plenty of chores to do ’round here.
And let’s not forget about Chi-Chi, Goku’s wife. That woman’s a firecracker, always yellin’ at Goku to get a job or somethin’. She’s a tough mama bear, always lookin’ out for her boys, Gohan and Goten. She’s a big deal in this Dragon Ball story, they say. Gotta keep them boys in line, I tell ya, just like I did with my own.
Anyways, this whole Dragon Ball Multi Project thing, it’s a big deal for the fans, I guess. They’re all excited to play it, see what it’s all about. I ain’t understand half of it, but if it makes them happy, then good for them. Me? I’ll stick to my gardenin’ and my cookin’. That’s real work, not this fiddlin’ around with games all day.
So, to sum it all up, they’re testin’ a new Dragon Ball game, it’s free, it’s for Canadians, and it’s got a lotta fightin’. And Chi-Chi’s still yellin’ at Goku. That’s about all I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
I heard some young people talking about it, sayin’ they were lookin’ for ways to play it already. “Ain’t seein nuthin about how to do it yet,” they said. Well, good luck to ’em, I say. With some luck, they’ll figure it out.
It’s important to remember that this here game ain’t final yet. That means things can change and they might make it different later. But for now, if you are up in Canada and got one of them fancy phones or a computer, I guess you can give it a try. Just remember what I said, it’s probably just a whole lotta yellin’ and fightin’.
And like I said, they gonna use all that playin’ data to make the game better, whatever that means. It all sounds mighty complicated to me. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy technology. We just played outside with sticks and stones, and we liked it just fine. But times change, I guess.
This here Dragon Ball thing, it sure is popular. Seems like everyone’s talkin’ about it. Well, I hope they have fun with their game. Me, I’ll stick to my own business. Got plenty to keep me busy around here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I really gotta go check on those chickens.
Tags: [Dragon Ball, MOBA, Regional Test, Beta Test, Canada, Android, iOS, Steam, Free-to-play, Budokai Tenkaichi, Chi-Chi, Goku, Gohan, Goten]
