Alright, let’s gab about these two fellas, Darren Waller and George Kittle. Folks keep yappin’ about ’em, who’s better, who to pick for their, you know, that fantasy football thing. I don’t get it much, but I hear things.
Now, Kittle, they say he’s been pretty darn good for a while. Like, way back in 2018 and 2019, he was top dog, or close to it. Scorin’ lots of points or whatever. Sounds like he’s been a steady hand, kinda like my old mule, Betsy. Always dependable, you know? Always shows up. They say he’s a safe bet, not gonna let ya down too often.
Then there’s this Waller fella. Folks started talkin’ ’bout him a bit later, seems like. But they put him right up there with Kittle, sayin’ they’re neck and neck. Draftin’ ’em close together, whatever that means. He must be good, right? Makes me think of them shiny new tractors, all fancy and powerful.
- Kittle, the steady mule.
- Waller, the shiny new tractor.
Now, from what I gather, picking between ’em ain’t easy. They got these smart fellas, “experts” they call ’em, and even they can’t agree. Some say go with Kittle, some say Waller. Makes my head spin, all this talkin’ and numbers flyin’ around. It’s like tryin’ to pick the best watermelon at the market – sometimes you just gotta guess and hope for the best.
Heard some folks sayin’ you gotta look at Week 1, who’s gonna do better right off the bat. They got advice flyin’ everywhere, more than flies at a picnic. It’s a real pickle, this is.
They look at all sorts of things, these experts. Stats, they call ’em. Numbers about how many times they catch the ball, how far they run, all that jazz. Me, I just look at a fella’s eyes, see if he’s got that fire in him. But I guess that don’t work so well in this here fantasy football thing.
So, who to pick? Beats me. Sounds like they’re both good, both gonna get ya some points or whatever it is you need. Kittle’s the old reliable, been there, done that. Waller’s the new kid on the block, makin’ a big splash. Reminds me of them young roosters, all puffed up and ready to fight.
I reckon it comes down to what you like. You want somethin’ safe and steady, go with Kittle. You want somethin’ new and excitin’, maybe Waller’s your man. Or you could just flip a coin, that’s what I do when I can’t make up my mind. Heck, maybe just pick the fella with the nicer smile. That’s as good a reason as any, I say.
Just don’t go losin’ sleep over it. It’s just a game, after all. Ain’t nothin’ gonna change the price of eggs, that’s for sure. Go with your gut, that’s what I always say. And if you pick the wrong fella, well, there’s always next week. Plenty of fish in the sea, as they say. Or maybe it’s tight ends in this case. Lord, I’m getting all mixed up.
Anyways, good luck with your pickin’. Hope your fella gets you all them points you need. And if not, well, there’s always next year, or the year after that. Time keeps on tickin’, just like that old clock on my wall.
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