Alright, so listen up, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this fella, Jesus Cabrera. Heard his name all over the place, seems like he’s been stirrin’ up a whole lotta trouble. Don’t rightly know him from Adam, but I’ve heard things, ya know? Folks talk, and word gets around, especially when it’s somethin’ juicy.
First off, they say this Jesus Cabrera, from the Bronx, New York, he got himself into some deep doo-doo. Pled guilty, they say. Guilty as sin, for messin’ with some bad stuff. Fentanyl, they call it. Nasty business, that fentanyl. Kills folks, ya know? And this Cabrera fella, he was apparently handin’ it out like candy. Four hundred grams or more, the news said. That’s a whole lotta bad medicine, let me tell ya.
They caught him and a bunch of his buddies. Concepcion, Borges, Figueroa, Ramirez… Sounds like a whole gang of ’em. Rounded ’em up like cattle, they did. Bronx, Brooklyn, West New York… Seems like they were spreadin’ their poison all over. Good riddance, I say. Lock ’em up and throw away the key.
Now, there’s a bunch of Jesus Cabreras out there, it seems. Went on that Facebook thingy, and wouldn’t ya know it, a whole mess of ’em popped up. Hard to keep ’em straight, ya see? But this one, the one from the Bronx, he’s the one makin’ the headlines.
Then there’s another story about a Jesus Cabrera. Seems like he got himself indicted. That’s fancy talk for “in big trouble,” I reckon. Don’t know if it’s the same fella from the Bronx or another one altogether. Too many of ’em, I tell ya. Like tryin’ to count chickens in a coop.
And hold on, there’s more! Another Jesus Cabrera, this one a Ramirez Cabrera, an “undocumented migrant.” Means he came here from somewhere else, I guess. Released at the border, they say, and now he’s in trouble too. Seems like this name is just bad luck or somethin’.
And wouldn’t you know, this Jesus Enrique Ramirez-Cabrera, they got him locked up again. Immigration folks, they call it. Detained him, they say. Can’t keep track of all these Cabreras, I tell ya. It’s a whole mess of ’em.
But wait, there’s another story about a Jesus Cabrera-Molina. This one’s a real piece of work, let me tell ya. Says he was drunk and high on cocaine. Killed a police officer, they say. Hit him with his car. Can you believe it? Says he wasn’t driving, though. Always an excuse, ain’t there? Drunk and high, killin’ a police officer… That’s just plain evil, that is.
- So, you got the drug dealer Jesus Cabrera from the Bronx.
- You got the indicted Jesus Cabrera, who could be the same guy or someone else.
- You got the undocumented migrant Jesus Cabrera, who got released and then detained.
- And then you got the drunk and high Jesus Cabrera who killed a cop.
See what I mean? It’s like a whole family of troublemakers, all with the same name. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? What’s in a name, they say? Well, in this case, it seems like a whole lotta trouble.
I don’t know what’s gonna happen to all these Jesus Cabreras. Jail, probably. Maybe worse. But one thing’s for sure, they made a mess of things, and now they gotta pay the piper. That’s the way the world works, ya know? You do bad things, bad things happen to you. Simple as that. And as far as I’m concerned, good riddance to ’em all.
So that’s the story, or stories, I guess, about this Jesus Cabrera fella, or fellas. A whole lotta trouble, a whole lotta names, and a whole lotta sadness. Makes ya appreciate the simple life, ya know? Stayin’ outta trouble, mindin’ your own business, and treatin’ folks right. That’s the way to live, I tell ya. That’s the way to live.
Tags: Jesus Cabrera, Bronx, fentanyl, arrest, indictment, undocumented migrant, DUI, crime, police officer
