Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here “fuse heirloom,” whatever that fancy word means. I ain’t no spring...

Alright, let’s talk about this Blaine Morikawa fella and what’s inside his golf bag, you know, like what them fancy...

Alright, listen up, y’all! We’re gonna talk about them fantasy football kicker rankings. Don’t you go thinkin’ this ain’t important...

Alright, let’s talk about this Wyndham Clark fella and how much money he’s made. Folks are always curious ’bout these...

Howdy, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout this game, this… uh… “Monopoly Fortune Footrace.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it...

Alright, let’s talk about this Paul Reed fella, you know, the basketball player. Folks keep askin’ me about him, so...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about them fantasy football team names, you know, the ones for that Deshaun...

Alright, let’s talk about this Oklahoma State quarterback situation, you know, the “depth chart” as them fancy folks call it....

Alright, let’s talk about this Kyrie Irving fella and his mama, Elizabeth. You know, the one he always talks about,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Bray Wyatt fella and his folks. I ain’t no fancy writer, mind you, just gonna...