Hey there, let me tell you about the UFC quickest KO, it’s a real hoot! You won’t believe how fast some of these fellas can knock each other out. It’s quicker than a chicken pecking at feed, I tell ya!
Quickest KO in UFC
Now, I heard about this one fight, Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren. This Masvidal fella, he just flew across the ring like a rooster after a hen and BAM! Five seconds, that’s all it took! Five seconds! Can you believe it? That Askren boy didn’t know what hit him. It was the fastest KO in UFC history. I swear, I’ve seen slower snails on a Sunday stroll.
- Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren – 5 Seconds
- That’s the fastest one, quicker than you can say “Jack Robinson”!
Then there’s this other one, Conor McGregor vs. Jose Aldo. Now, McGregor, he’s a feisty one, like a bantam rooster. He went up against Aldo, and in just 13 seconds, it was over! 13 seconds! That’s shorter than it takes to milk a cow. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw it. It was a sight to behold, just like seeing a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse.
- Conor McGregor vs. Jose Aldo – 13 Seconds
- Still pretty darn quick, like a cat chasing a mouse!
This fella named Duane Ludwig, he had a knockout that they say was 6 seconds. But then they went back and looked at the clock and said, “Nah, it was more like 11 seconds.” Still fast, but not as fast as that Masvidal fella. Like a rabbit getting scared, but not the fastest rabbit in the hole.
Other Quick KOs, Not in UFC
I also heard about a fight way back in, I think it was 1947. Two fellas, Mike Collins and Pat Brownson. They were in some Golden Gloves thing, not UFC, but still a fight. Well, Collins threw one punch and that was it! Four seconds. It makes your head spin just thinking about it. It’s like when two billies goats lock horns and one just gives up quick.
- Mike Collins vs. Pat Brownson – 4 Seconds
- Not UFC, but still worth a mention, faster than a wink!
They got these fellas, Todd Duffee and Chan Sung Jung, both had knockouts in 7 seconds. Imagine that! Just a little longer than it takes to swat a fly. It’s like watching two dogs fight over a bone, over before you know it.
- Todd Duffee – 7 Seconds
- Chan Sung Jung – 7 Seconds
- Two more quick ones, like a flash of lightning!
There’s a bunch more of these quick knockouts. Ryan Jimmo, Makwan Amirkhani, Leon Edwards all had some fast ones too. It’s all a blur to me, but they were all done quicker than you can say “spit spot.”
Why Are These KOs So Quick?
Well, sometimes these fellas just catch each other off guard. Like when you’re not expecting a fox in the henhouse, and then BAM! Other times, they’re just real powerful, like a bull charging. One good hit and it’s all over. It’s like when my old man used to chop wood, one good swing and that log was split.
And you know, sometimes luck plays a part. Like when you find a four-leaf clover in the field, it’s just your lucky day. In a fight, a lucky punch can end it real quick, like finding a needle in a haystack in the first place you look.
These fighters, they train hard. They’re like workhorses, always practicing. They gotta be quick on their feet and strong with their punches, like a blacksmith shaping metal. It’s hard work, but it pays off when they get that quick KO.
What about that Lewis guy?
Oh, you mean Derrick Lewis? Yeah, I heard he just had a fight. Won by TKO, which means the referee stopped it. It happened in May, against a fella named Rodrigo Nascimento. Lewis is tough, like an old oak tree. He was gonna fight another fella, Jhonata Diniz, up in Edmonton. That’s what I heard, anyway. He’s like a wild horse, that Lewis, hard to tame.
Well, that’s all I know about these UFC quickest KO. It’s all a bit of a whirlwind, ain’t it? Just remember, these fellas are tough, and sometimes it’s over before you can blink. It’s like life, you never know what’s gonna hit you, and sometimes it’s over quicker than you expect, just like a summer storm that’s here and gone in a flash.