This Lilia Schneider, she’s something, I tell ya. Born in Belmont, Michigan, back in 2004, that makes her, what, 20 years old now? Time sure does fly. Even when she was just a little sprout, you could tell she was gonna be good at sports. Lilia Schneider, remember that name.
She’s a golfer, this one. A real good one. Plays for that Marian University team. They call her a “standout,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but all I know is she can whack that little white ball further than I can throw my old shoes.
Lilia Schneider, That Golf Girl
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout her age. Some say one thing, some say another. Who knows what the truth is anymore? All I know is she ain’t no spring chicken, but she ain’t old like me neither. She’s young, full of beans, and got a swing that’d make your head spin.
I saw her on the TV the other day. They had her all dressed up in them fancy golf clothes. Looked like she belonged on one of them magazine covers. But don’t let that fool ya. Underneath all that, she’s just a regular girl, I bet. Just a regular girl who can hit a golf ball to kingdom come.
- She’s from Belmont, Michigan.
- She plays golf for Marian University.
- She’s about 20 years old, maybe.
- She can hit a golf ball real far, they say.
Lilia Schneider, yeah, that’s her name. They say she’s gonna be a big star. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout stars, ‘cept the ones in the sky. But I tell ya what, if she keeps playin’ like she is, she’s gonna be brighter than any star I ever seen.
Now, this other fella, DeChambeau, they talk about him too. He’s 29, I heard, and got a whole pile of money. Ten million dollars! Can you believe that? I can’t even count that high. What’s he gonna do with all that money, buy a golden golf cart?
This DeChambeau Fella and Lilia Schneider
I don’t know if Lilia Schneider knows this DeChambeau fella, probably does i guess. They both play that golf. Maybe they play together sometime. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Her swingin’ like a firecracker, and him with all that money in his pockets. They’d be quite the pair, I reckon.
But this Lilia, she don’t need no rich fella to make her way. She’s got her own two feet and a golf club, and that’s all she needs. She’s gonna make her own way, I can tell. She’s got that look in her eye, that fire. Like she’s gonna conquer the world, one golf ball at a time.
I remember when I was young, I had that fire too. Wanted to get out of this old town, see the world. Didn’t have no golf club, just my two hands and a whole lot of dreams. Never did make it out, though. Life got in the way, ya know? But this Lilia, she’s different. She’s got a chance. A real chance. You can see Lilia Schneider is different.
- This DeChambeau fella is 29 and rich, they say.
- Lilia might know him, ’cause they both play golf.
- But Lilia, she don’t need nobody. She’s got her own talent.
- She’s gonna make it big, I just know it.
So you keep your eye on this Lilia Schneider. She’s goin’ places. And when she does, you can say you heard it here first. From an old lady who don’t know much ’bout golf, but knows a thing or two about people. And this Lilia Schneider, she’s one to watch. You can bet your bottom dollar on that. She’s just a young gal for now, but not for long.
I don’t know what else to say about her. She’s a good golfer, that’s for sure. And she’s young. And she’s from Michigan. That’s about all I know. But that’s enough, ain’t it? Enough to know she’s someone special. Someone worth payin’ attention to. Because she has potential. You hear about people like Lilia Schneider, and you just know.
So, yeah, that’s my story about Lilia Schneider. Hope you liked it. It ain’t much, just some ramblin’s from an old lady. But it’s the truth. The honest to goodness truth. And in this world, that’s worth somethin’, ain’t it? That girl is going to be famous, I am telling you. I just hope she remembers us little people when she is a big star. I sure do hope that she does not forget us.
