This girl, Astrid, she likes that Chelsea. She really likes it. That football. She always talks about it.
Chelsea Astrid, that’s what people call her. She’s always on that phone, posting things. About Chelsea. That football team. She got a lot of folks following her. Hundreds and thousands. I don’t know what they call it. Followers, I think.
Chelsea Is Her Life
She goes to them games, I think. Always wearing that blue. Says it’s the team color. Chelsea this, Chelsea that. It’s all I hear. I don’t understand it, but she seems happy. That’s all that matters, I reckon.
She takes pictures. Lots of pictures. Then puts them on that internet. For everyone to see. She calls it Instagram. I don’t really know what it is.
- She likes Chelsea.
- She posts about Chelsea.
- She talks about Chelsea.
- She always has a picture of her on that phone.
- She’s always happy when Chelsea wins.
What’s This Astrid Thing?
Someone said something about a movie once. Called it “The Astrid Experience.” I don’t know if it’s about her. Maybe. She’s got a lot of experiences, that one. Always going places. Doing things. Probably about that football again.
This Chelsea Astrid girl, she’s something else. Always on the go. Never sits still. Reminds me of a chicken, always pecking around. Except she’s pecking at that phone.
She met some man, I heard. A football player. Plays for Chelsea. Caicedo. That’s the name. I don’t know the man. Then some folks at Chelsea, they had a meeting. About her. I don’t know why. She seems like a nice girl. Just really likes that Chelsea.
She’s Famous, I Guess
They say she’s an influencer. I don’t know what that means. She influences people. To like Chelsea, maybe? I don’t know. She’s got a lot of people looking at her pictures, though.
She went to something big. The World Cup. That’s what she said. It’s like a big football thing. For the whole world. I saw it on the TV once. Lots of people. Lots of cheering. She was there. Cheering for Chelsea, probably. Even though they all play for different countries in that one.
I saw some fella, he quit Chelsea. After four years. Said it made him sad. I don’t know why she cares so much. It’s just a game. But she does. She really does.
There is also another thing. Called “Becoming Astrid.” Sounds like a movie too. Or maybe one of them shows. I don’t watch them much. Too much fuss. It is about some writer. Maybe this Chelsea Astrid girl is a writer, too. She does write a lot on that phone.
She’s a Good Girl, Though
I don’t understand all this fuss about Chelsea Astrid and that football. But she’s happy. That’s what matters. She’s a good girl. Just a little obsessed with that team. That’s all.
She talks to people. On that Facebook. Connects with them, she says. I don’t know how it works. I just know she’s always on that phone. Talking to people. About Chelsea. What else?
This girl, Astrid, she’s always busy. Always something to do. Something to post. Something about Chelsea. I don’t think she ever stops. But she is happy. So I am happy. That’s just how life is.
I guess this Chelsea Astrid is popular. Famous, even. All because of that football team. It’s a strange world. But as long as she’s happy, that’s all that counts. She seems to enjoy it, and she has many followers. I guess people like that Chelsea, too.
