Well, well, well, looky here! You wanna know who’s the oldest wrestler still jumpin’ around in that WWE ring? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market the other day. That WWE, it’s that wrestlin’ thing on the TV, right? My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I still see them fellas throwin’ each other around. Makes my old bones ache just watchin’ it!
So, this oldest fella, they say his name is R-Truth. Now, that’s a funny name, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ them city folks would come up with. They say he’s the oldest one they got right now, the oldest active wrestler, I believe they called it. That old man is apparently 52 years old! Can you believe that? 52 years old and still jumpin’ around like a young buck. He must have some good liniment for them joints!
- R-Truth: This guy, they say he’s 52. That’s older than my eldest boy, bless his heart.
- That’s older than dirt, almost.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy wrestlin’ on the television. We had to make our own fun. We’d wrestle around in the dirt, and the winner got an extra piece of cornbread. Simpler times, simpler times. But this R-Truth, he’s somethin’ else. They say he’s been doin’ this for a long, long time. He’s sure got stamina, I’ll give him that.
They mentioned another one, too. Rey Mysterio. Now that’s a name I can’t hardly pronounce! But they say he’s another old-timer, up there in age. That’s another old rooster, they say he’s around 49. 49 years old! Still young compared to R-Truth, but still, that’s a lotta years to be throwin’ yourself around like that. My old knees would give out for sure.
- Rey Mysterio: He’s like, 49, I think. Still got some spring in his step, I reckon.
- He’s old, but not as old as that R-Truth character.
Then they were talkin’ ’bout this third one, AJ Styles. Another one of them young whippersnappers. Well, not so young. But you know. Still, this AJ Styles, he’s up there in age too, I guess. They say he’s the third oldest. I can’t recall his exact age, mind you. My memory ain’t what it used to be. But he’s up there with them other two, that’s for sure.
- AJ Styles, they call him. He’s pretty old too, but younger than the other two.
WWE, oldest wrestler, R-Truth – these are the things I hear folks talking about these days. It’s all a blur to me, these names and faces. But it sounds like that R-Truth is the king of the old guys in that WWE. He’s the one they all look up to, I reckon. He’s seen it all, done it all.
It’s a young man’s game, that wrestlin’. But these fellas, they’re provin’ that you can still be tough, even when you’re gettin’ up there in years. They say the oldest WWE Champion was some fella named Vince McMahon. He was apparently 54 when he was champion! Now that’s really somethin’, huh? That is even older than R-Truth. They sure make ’em tough in that WWE.
I reckon, when you get to be their age, you gotta take care of yourself. Eat your vegetables, get your rest, and maybe don’t go jumpin’ off the top rope too much. You know, you gotta listen to your body. It seems like R-Truth is the oldest in the WWE. He must know a thing or two about stayin’ in shape.
These young folks today, they got all these fancy gadgets and gizmos. Back in my day, we just had hard work and a good pair of boots. But these wrestlers, they got trainers and doctors and all sorts of things to keep ’em goin’. It’s a different world, that’s for sure. It takes a lot to be the oldest active wrestler.
So, there you have it. That R-Truth, he’s the oldest wrestler in that WWE, as far as I can tell. He’s a tough old bird, that’s for sure. And those other fellas, Rey Mysterio and AJ Styles, they’re not far behind. They’re all showin’ that age ain’t nothin’ but a number. As long as you got the heart, you can do anything. Even if it’s jumpin’ around in a wrestlin’ ring at 52 years old!
Well, I best be gettin’ on. My old bones are tellin’ me it’s time for a nap. You young folks have fun with your wrestlin’ and your fancy television shows. And remember what I said about that R-Truth fella. He’s the oldest one, and that’s somethin’ to be proud of in the WWE! It must be hard being the oldest active wrestler!
