Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! You hear about this Julianna Brooks thing? Land sakes, the things you see on that internet! I tell ya, it ain’t like the old days, no sir.
This Julianna Brooks, she’s a young gal, I reckon. And some pictures, they say videos too, well, they got out. Leaked, they call it. Julianna Brooks leaks, that’s what everyone’s yappin’ about. Like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off, cluckin’ about this and that. Don’t know where they’re getting their info. The news are always the first ones to spread the word and they spread it real fast.
I heard some folks sayin’ you gotta join some kinda group, some forum thingy. Says “registered members only.” What’s that all about? Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. But they say that’s where you see these Julianna Brooks leaked pictures and videos. These young folks and their secret clubs, I just don’t understand it. You gotta sign up or log in, whatever that means. It’s all a big mystery to me.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but it seems like a mighty big fuss. Everybody’s talkin’ about it. “Julianna Brooks leaks, Julianna Brooks leaks,” that’s all you hear! Like a broken record, I swear. It’s all over that social media, whatever that is. I hear a lot from the young ones who come in and out of the diner.
They say it’s about privacy. And consent. Big words, those. I guess it means someone put her pictures out there without askin’. That ain’t right, no it ain’t. A girl’s got a right to keep some things to herself. Just like you wouldn’t go showin’ off your bloomers to the whole town, would ya? No. So why is it okay for the internet? They say she’s a petite teen. That means she’s a small girl. A small girl, not a woman.
These cookies they talk about, I don’t know about that. What do cookies have to do with this Julianna Brooks? It’s like some kind of secret code. “Accept” cookies, “remembering your preferences” and “repeat visits”. I don’t like being tracked. It’s very creepy
