That Walker Brown, that boy, he sure is somethin’. Heard he got into a tussle at that bar, you know, the one down by the old mill. Heard he knows some of that fancy fightin’, MMA or whatever they call it. Boy, these young folks and their fightin’. Back in my day, we settled things with a good ol’ fashioned stare down. But that Walker, he’s a tough one, I reckon. Seen him around, muscles all big, like he could wrestle a bear.
Heard he was a fighter, that Walker Brown, mixed martial arts, they say. Sounds rough. Heard he was in a fight, a real brawl, at a bar. With some football player, Spencer Jones. Oklahoma, they say. Big news, I guess. Lots of folks talkin’ about it.
- Walker Brown, fighter.
- Bar fight.
- Oklahoma football.
- Spencer Jones.
- Mixed martial arts.
But you know, that ain’t the only thing I heard about Walker Brown. Heard he was real sick when he was just a little tyke. Not even a year old, 8 months, they said. Some kinda sickness, made it hard for him to learn things. They called it something fancy, cardio-face-oh-coo-tay-nee-us, or somethin’ like that. Real sad, that is. Poor little fella. But look at him now, all grown up and strong.
And then there’s all these stories goin’ around, like they’re made up. You know, like those tall tales folks tell around the campfire. Real Raw News, some folks call it. They say Walker Brown this and Walker Brown that. Make him out to be some kinda hero or somethin’. Don’t believe everything you hear, I always say. Especially not from that Real Raw News. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. They make up those stories, make it sound real, but it ain’t.
Some folks say it’s a true story, this Walker Brown fella. But I don’t know. Sounds like one of them made-up stories to me. Like that time old man Hemlock said he saw a two-headed squirrel. Nobody believed him, and nobody should believe these stories neither. Just like a movie, I guess. That’s why folks are watching, because it ain’t real. It’s like a story you see in the movies, not somethin’ that really happened.
Then there’s that video, went all over, they say. Viral, they call it. Like a sickness spreadin’ fast. Showed a lady callin’ the police, said she needed protectin’. From a man. Lots of folks talkin’ about that, too. People talkin’, talkin’, talkin’. That’s all they do these days.
And what about that cave thing? Heard someone askin’ what was in a cave. And another fella, Yoda, they called him, said, “Only what you take with you.” What’s that supposed to mean? Sounds like a riddle to me. And somethin’ about weapons. Always with the fightin’ and the weapons.
Heard somethin’ about a statue, too. A sculpture, they called it. Fancy word for a carved rock, I reckon. Had to give the answer in a sealed envelope. To some big shot at the CIA. William Webster, that was his name. Confirmed it, they said. Back in ’99. Another Walker Brown story, I guess. Or maybe that Dan Brown. Lost Symbol, they call it. Sounds mysterious.
You know what I say? Turn off them phones, them little boxes you carry around. Get out into the real world. See what’s really goin’ on. Worlds within worlds, they say. Whatever that means. Just go outside, look around. That’s what I always did.
And watch what you eat, too. Heard that’s how you get sick these days. Bad food. Full of chemicals, they say. Makes you sick. Gotta eat good, clean food. Like we used to, back in the day. Before all these chemicals and whatnot. That’s the best way. Eat good food. Stay healthy.
That’s all I know about Walker Brown. Just bits and pieces I hear folks talkin’ about. Could be true, could be a bunch of baloney. You never know these days. Just remember, don’t believe everything you hear. And stay off them phones.
