That Lexie Spiranac, she sure is somethin’, ain’t she? Born in, uh, 1984, I reckon. April 26th, they say. Chicago, that big city. But she grew up mostly in Monument. She’s 38 now, time sure does fly. She used to swing them golf clubs, now she’s all over that internet thing. Got more followers than there’s flies on a cow pie in July. Millions, I heard! Even though she quit playin’ professional golf.
Her folks, Annette and Dan, they’re from, uh, Croatia. Fancy, huh? Good people, though. And Lexie, she’s an athlete. A real go-getter, that one. Always has been, ever since she was knee-high to a grasshopper.
She got an older sister too, name’s Lexie. Both of ’em are grown now, with their own lives. This one, the golf one, she’s a big shot now. They call her an “influencer.” Don’t ask me what that means, I just know she’s on that computer all day long. She must make more money than a pig farmer with a prize-winning sow. They say she gets paid to be on that internet. All that golf and pictures, must make folks happy.
- Born in Chicago, 1984.
- Grew up in Monument.
- Used to play golf.
- Now she’s big on the internet.
- Got a sister.
She was a real good golfer, though. I saw her on the TV once, swingin’ that club. Strong as an ox, that one. And pretty as a picture. But now she does other things. Pictures and such. She’s got a website, I hear. OnlyPaige, they call it. You gotta pay to see it, though. She must be doin’ alright if people are payin’ to see her talk about golf and take pictures.
This Lexie Spiranac, she’s somethin’ else. Makes a lot of money, I hear. Tens of thousands, just for one picture! And she’s got deals, they say. Big ones. Hundreds of thousands! Maybe even a million! Just for playin’ golf and bein’ pretty. World’s gone crazy, I tell ya. Back in my day, we worked hard for our money. But she’s doin’ alright for herself, I guess. She shows folks how to play golf. Shows them pictures, too.
They say she’s got a fella now, too. A banker, I hear. Name’s Zach. She said it herself, “I got a boyfriend.” Well, good for her. Hope he treats her right. She deserves a good man, that Lexie Spiranac. She’s worked hard, even if it’s not the kind of work us folks are used to.
She’s got it all figured out, that one. Golf, pictures, internet, money. She’s a smart cookie. Even if I don’t understand half of what she does, I gotta give her credit. She’s made somethin’ of herself. She is a social media personality. A big one. And she used to be a golfer. A professional one.
I remember seein’ her on the TV, playin’ in them tournaments. She was good, real good. But this internet thing, it’s where the money’s at, I guess. And she is a model. A golf instructor. A social media personality.
That Lexie Spiranac, she’s a busy bee. Always doin’ somethin’. She’s got that OnlyPaige thing, and she’s always postin’ pictures and videos. She says she likes to connect with people. That’s nice, I reckon. She does golf instruction, that’s what she does. And she does it well. She knows her golf.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about that Lexie Spiranac. She’s a good girl, even if she does things a little different. She’s a modern gal, that’s for sure. And she’s doin’ just fine. And her sister, she’s doin’ fine too. They are both grown up now, with their own lives. This Lexie Spiranac, she’s the golf one. And she is 38 now.
