You know, I heard some folks talking ’bout this thing, WWE in Seattle 2024. Sounds like a real hootenanny! My old man used to love watching that wrestling on the TV. Lots of folks yelling and carrying on. So they saying this big show is coming to Seattle? In 2024? That’s a ways off, ain’t it?
Well, I reckon it’s somethin’ to do with that Friday Night SmackDown. That’s what them young’uns call it. They say it’s gonna be at the Climate Pledge Arena. September 13th, they say. That’s a Friday, believe it or not! That arena is big, I hear. Hope it’s a good place to watch.
They got all these fancy names for the wrestlers. One fella, they call him Cody Rhodes. “The American Nightmare” or somethin’. Sounds like a tough customer. Then there’s that Roman Reigns. He’s a big shot, I guess. And some fella named LA Knight. He is a United States Champion! Sounds important. And they got some ladies wrestling too! Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill are their names, I think. Lots of big names for a big show, huh?
Now, if you’re gonna go to this shindig, you gotta get yourself some tickets. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout where to sit. They say the best seat is somewhere in the middle, not too high up, not too low down. And you wanna be facing the ramp. That’s where them wrestlers come out, all flashy-like. Don’t sit on the floor! You won’t see a darn thing when everybody stands up, jumpin’ up and down like a bunch of jackrabbits.
- Don’t sit on the floor – Can’t see nothin’!
- Sit in the middle – Best view!
- Face the ramp – See them wrestlers come out!
I reckon some folks pay extra for some fancy experience. They call it the “WWE Walk the Aisle Experience” or some such. You get to walk down that aisle like them wrestlers. And they give you a picture with a wrestler’s name on it. And some kind of coin. Sounds like a lot of hoopla to me, but I guess some folks like that kind of thing. I guess you need to pay more money to get this.
- Walk the Aisle Experience – Walk like a wrestler!
- Get a picture with a wrestler’s name!
- Get a fancy coin!
Seems like they got this show goin’ all over the place. This one in Seattle is just one of ’em. They call it a tour, like them singers do. They go all across North America, even into 2025. If you wanna know more about it, this fella Ticketmaster seems to know a lot about these WWE tickets. He can probably tell you everything about WWE in Seattle 2024. I hear lots of folks talking about going to see it. It must be a big deal!
I remember they used to have somethin’ called “Saturday Night’s Main Event.” That was a big deal back in the day. This here Friday Night SmackDown must be like that. They say it was on NBC, and lots of people watched it. Millions, they say! Two million, maybe more. I heard it’s 2.3 million people watch it on Saturday night. That’s a whole heap of folks watchin’ wrasslin’!
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this WWE in Seattle 2024 thing. If you like that sort of thing, sounds like it’ll be a good time. Just remember what I said about them seats. And if you see that Cody Rhodes fella, tell him I said hello! And Roman Reigns and LA Knight and them ladies, too! Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill! Don’t forget them! I think it will be fun for people who like to watch it.
This WWE thing, it’s somethin’ else. Keeps folks entertained, I guess. Just like my old man used to be. He’d hoot and holler at that TV screen like he was right there in the ring. Maybe I’ll see if I can watch this Friday Night SmackDown on the TV sometime. It might be fun. I think this show is worth watching. It is a very exciting show, I guess.
