That Ancient Dragon Senessax, oh my, it’s a big’un. You see it flyin’ around, all scary-like. It’s a roaming boss, they say. What’s a roaming boss? Sounds like trouble to me. It’s in that new place, Shadow of the Erdtree. Sounds fancy, but I bet it’s just more rocks and dirt. And it’s way up on Jagged Peak. Jagged sounds painful. You gotta go southeast to find it, they say.
This old dragon, it’s real tough. Like, tryin’ to break a rock with a feather. I hear tell it has thick scales. Like a tough old hide. Makes it hard to hurt, that Ancient Dragon Senessax weakness ain’t easy to find. It don’t care about fire, or ice, or whatever other fancy stuff you throw at it. But pierce damage, now that might work. Like pokin’ it with a sharp stick. And even though it’s old, it can still get sick. Like that Bleed and Scarlet Rot. Sounds nasty.
Now, if you’re gonna fight this beast, you best be prepared. This ain’t no chicken you’re chasin’. They say you can ride that Torrent thing. What is Torrent? Is that some kind of a goat? Anyways, you can ride it in and out of the fight. Like dancin’ around a bonfire, but way more dangerous. You can get out of the way when it attacks, then hit it when it’s your turn. That’s what I hear, anyway.
Ancient Dragon Senessax weakness is that lightning thing, you see? It really hates lightning. So, if you got somethin’ that shoots lightning, that’s the ticket. Like them Lightning Spears or that Heavenly Thunder. Sounds like somethin’ from the heavens, that’s for sure. You gotta hit it with that, and it’ll be hollerin’ like a stuck pig.
- Hit it with Lightning, that’s the Ancient Dragon Senessax weakness.
- Ride that Torrent thing to get in and out of the fight. Like dancin’, but with a dragon!
- Watch out for its attacks. It ain’t playin’ around.
- Poke it with something sharp. That might hurt it some.
Now, some folks say this dragon, Ancient Dragon Senessax, is a girl dragon. Her name is Lansseax. But it don’t matter if it’s a boy or a girl, it’s still gonna try to eat you. Or stomp you. Or breathe fire on you. Or all three. So, be careful out there, ya hear?
If you wanna find this dragon, they say you gotta go southeast. To that Jagged Peak place. Sounds like a place you’d get all scratched up. But if you’re lookin’ for a fight, that’s where you’ll find it. Just remember what I told ya about that Ancient Dragon Senessax weakness. Lightning! Hit it with lightning!
If you’re not careful, you’ll end up like old man Johnson’s prize-winning pig. He thought he could wrestle that thing, and ended up with a broken leg and a bruised ego. That dragon is probably just like that. Only difference is you probably will not even get any prize for this fight. I heard that the dragon has some kind of stones. What stones? I don’t know.
So, you young’uns be careful out there. These old bones ain’t what they used to be, but I still remember a thing or two. That Ancient Dragon Senessax is trouble. Big trouble. But if you gotta fight it, remember what I said. Lightning is the key. And stay away from its feet. And its teeth. And its fire. Basically, stay away from the whole dang thing if you can.
I heard this dragon drops somethin’ called “Smithing Stone.” Don’t ask me what that is. Sounds like somethin’ a blacksmith would use. And another thing called “Somber Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone.” Even fancier! Maybe you can use it to make a real nice plow. Or a strong fence to keep them pesky goats out of the garden.
That’s all I got to say about that Ancient Dragon Senessax weakness and all. Stay safe, and don’t do anythin’ I wouldn’t do. Which is to stay right here on this porch, sippin’ sweet tea and watchin’ the world go by. And stay far away from any dragon. Especially that Ancient Dragon Senessax.
You can also hit it in the head. That’s a weak point. But getting close enough to hit it in the head is probably not very wise. If you break its stance, whatever that means, you can do a “critical hit.” I don’t know what that is either, but it sounds powerful. I think the important thing to focus on is the Ancient Dragon Senessax weakness. Which is, in case you forgot, lightning.
