Alright, so you wanna know about that wrestling thing, the WWE RAW in Portland, Oregon, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words though, I’m just tellin’ it like it is, the way I see it.
So, they had this big show, a Monday Night RAW, down in Portland. Portland, that’s up in Oregon, right? Big city, I hear. Anyways, they had this show at the Moda Center. Sounds fancy, huh? Moda Center. Probably real big, holds lots of folks yellin’ and screamin’ at them wrestlers.
Now, I don’t watch this stuff all the time, mind you. Too much jumpin’ around and fakin’ for me. But sometimes it’s on the TV, and you know, you just kinda watch it. My grandkids, they love it though. Always yellin’ about their favorite wrestlers. Who was it this time? Oh yeah, somethin’ about some Wyatt Sicks fellas. Weird name, right? Sounds like they need a doctor, not a wrestlin’ ring.
- So, these Wyatt Sicks, they were gonna fight some other guys.
- The Miz, I think that’s what they called him, and somebody called The Final Testament.
- Sounds serious, huh? Final Testament. Like somethin’ from the Bible. But these fellas ain’t preachin’, they’re punchin’, I tell ya.
And then there was these girls. Valkyria, Vega, and Nile. Tough names, huh? They were gonna fight each other, and the winner got to go on to fight somebody else called Dakota Kai. Now, I don’t know who any of these people are, but they sure sound like they mean business.
This whole thing, it’s all about winnin’ and movin’ on, you see? Like a ladder, I guess. You beat one person, then you go fight somebody else. And I guess you keep goin’ until you’re the best, or somethin’ like that. Seems like a lot of fuss to me, but hey, that’s what they do.
That fella, Adam Pearce, he’s the one who sets up all these fights. He’s like the boss man, I guess. He decided who was gonna fight who, and he put these two new matches on the show in Portland. Probably wanted to make it excitin’ for the folks in the Moda Center.
Now, I don’t know who won all them fights, and to be honest, I don’t really care that much. It’s just a bunch of fellas and gals pretendin’ to beat each other up. But people seem to like it, so good for them. Keeps ‘em entertained, I guess. Portland Oregon got to see a good show, that’s for sure.
WWE RAW, it comes on TV every Monday night, they say. If you’re into that kinda thing, you can watch it. See all them muscles and hear all that yellin’. Me? I got better things to do. Got laundry to fold and dinner to cook. But hey, if you wanna know about wrestling in Portland, there you go. That’s all I know about it. The Moda Center probably made a lot of money, that place is big, ya know?
They talk about this Monday Night RAW a lot. Seems like it’s a big deal to some folks. Always travelin’ around to different cities, puttin’ on these shows. This time it was Portland’s turn. Next week, who knows? Maybe they’ll be in New York or Los Angeles, or some other big city. These wrestlers, they get around, that’s for sure.
And those names, they just get weirder and weirder. Wyatt Sicks, The Miz, Final Testament. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. But like I said, folks seem to like it. So, let ‘em have their fun. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess. And this WWE RAW Portland Oregon show sounds like it was a big one. They probably made a lot of noise.
So that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. WWE RAW in Portland. Wrestlers, fights, and a whole lotta yellin’. Not my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Don’t want them burnin’.
