Alright, alright, let me tell you about this Debra Lynn Godfrey, you know, the one married to that baseball fella, Roger Clemens. Folks keep askin’ about her, so I figured I’d spill what I know. Now, I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, so don’t expect no big words or complicated stuff. This is just gonna be plain talk, like you’d hear sittin’ on the porch swing with your neighbor.
Debra Lynn Godfrey, who is she, anyways? Well, first off, she was born on May 27, 1963, down in Houston, Texas. That makes her, let’s see… carry the one… she’s gettin’ on up there in years, I reckon. Around 60 or so, last I heard. Born in ’63, yep, that’s about right. She went to school at some place called Spring Wood High, then later on to Houston Community College. Sounded like a smart gal to me.
Now, she got hitched to Roger Clemens back in 1984, on November 24th, to be exact. Roger, you know, that famous pitcher, they called him “Rocket.” Guess he was pretty good at throwin’ that ball. Debra and Roger, they got themselves a whole bunch of boys, four of ‘em, all startin’ with the letter “K”. Koby, Kory, Kacy, and Kody. Roger, he was all about them strikeouts, see? And every time he struck somebody out, they marked it with a “K” on the scoreboard. So, he named his boys after them strikeouts, I guess. Kind of a funny way to name your kids, if you ask me, but hey, to each their own.
- Born: May 27, 1963, in Houston, Texas
- Age: Around 60 years old (as of 2023)
- Education: Spring Wood High, Houston Community College
- Marriage: Married Roger Clemens on November 24, 1984
- Children: Four sons – Koby, Kory, Kacy, and Kody
Roger, now he made a pretty penny pitchin’ that ball. They say he’s worth somethin’ like 70 million dollars! Can you imagine that much money? Lord have mercy! I don’t even know what I’d do with all that cash. Probably buy myself a new porch swing, maybe even a whole new porch! But see, that’s Roger’s money, not Debra’s. Though I reckon she’s doin’ alright for herself too, bein’ married to a fella like that.
Debra, she’s a Gemini, you know, one of them zodiac signs. I don’t put much stock in that stuff myself, but some folks swear by it. Said she was born under the sign of the Twins. Makes you wonder if she’s got a secret twin somewhere, huh? Just kiddin’! But seriously, Gemini folks are supposed to be quick-witted and adaptable, or so they say. Maybe that’s why she could handle all them boys and a famous husband, too. Takes a special kind of woman, I tell ya.
Now, I don’t know Debra Lynn Godfrey personally, you understand. Never met the woman in my life. But from what I hear, she’s a good wife and a good mama. And that’s about all that matters in this world, ain’t it? Family, that’s what counts. You can have all the money in the world, but if you ain’t got no family, you ain’t got nothin’. And it sounds like Debra and Roger, they got themselves a good family.
So, there you have it. That’s the lowdown on Debra Lynn Godfrey, as best as I can tell it. Just a regular gal who married a baseball star and raised a family. Nothin’ too fancy or complicated. Just life, plain and simple. And that’s somethin’ I can understand.
One last thing, some folks, they always want to know more. They want the dirt, the gossip. But I ain’t got none of that to give ya. This ain’t one of them trashy magazines, you know? This is just a plain ol’ story about a woman and her family. And sometimes, that’s all you need.
And that’s all I got to say about Debra Lynn Godfrey. Hope that answers your questions, and if it don’t, well, you’ll just have to go ask someone else.
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