Top 5 WWE SmackDown Surprises That Shocked the World

Well, let me tell ya, this here WWE SmackDown, it’s somethin’ else, always got folks on the edge of their seats, ya know? They call it “surprises,” but back in my day, we just called it plain ol’ unexpected happenings. But these youngsters, they like fancy words, so “surprises” it is.

First off, they got this WWE Survivor Series thing comin’ up, and everyone’s all worked up about it. All these big-shot wrestlers, they’ll be there, punchin’ and kickin’ and whatnot. The Women’s World Champion, she’ll be there too, tough as nails, that one. They say lots of top stars are gonna be there too. I reckon that means they’re the ones the young’uns like to watch, the ones with the shiny belts and the fancy moves.

Now, there’s this fella, Kevin Owens. People been whisperin’ he might turn into a bad guy, a “heel” they call it. I don’t know much about heels, but I reckon it means he’s gonna start cheatin’ and whatnot. Always gotta have a bad guy, keeps things interestin’, I guess.

They got these women wrestlers fightin’ for some championship too. “United States Championship,” they say. Sounds important. They got two big matches planned for this SmackDown, gonna see who gets to fight for the belt. It’s like a competition to get to the competition, if you catch my drift.
These shows, they’re on TV, ya know? And they gotta keep folks watchin’, so they do all sorts of crazy things. Sometimes they have wrestlers jumpin’ off ladders, sometimes they have ’em fightin’ with chairs. It’s a whole lotta ruckus, but folks seem to like it.

This SmackDown show, they say it’s been real good lately. “High-quality” they call it. High-quality means good, I reckon. Keeps the fans happy. Happy fans mean they keep watchin’ and buyin’ tickets and all that. It’s a whole business, this wrestlin’ thing. And sometimes something might just happen you never saw comin’.

I remember back when, we used to have these fellas, The Hardy Boyz. Matt and Jeff, they were called. They did some crazy stuff, jumpin’ off ladders and whatnot. They had this one match, a “Tables, Ladders, and Chairs” match, they called it. Folks still talk about it, say it was the best ever. Those boys were somethin’ else.

Now, this SmackDown show, it’s two hours long. That’s plenty of time for wrasslin’, I reckon. There’s another show called “Raw,” that one’s three hours. Three hours is a long time to watch folks fightin’, but some folks, they just can’t get enough.

So, what kinda surprises might we see on this here SmackDown? Well, nobody knows for sure, that’s the whole point, ain’t it? Maybe someone will come back who we ain’t seen in a while. Maybe someone will turn on their partner, become a “heel” like that Kevin Owens fella. Maybe somebody will get a surprise win they’re not expecting. They’ve got that championship tournament going and there are some tough girls wrestling. Maybe some new wrestler will show up and start causin’ trouble. Maybe they’ll just have a good old-fashioned brawl, nothin’ fancy, just punchin’ and kickin’. That’s what I like to see, good ol’ fashioned wrasslin’, none of that fancy stuff.

But no matter what happens, you can bet it’ll be somethin’ to talk about. That’s how they keep you comin’ back for more, ya know? They give you a little taste, then they leave you wantin’ more. It’s like eatin’ potato chips, you just can’t stop at one.

So, if you got nothin’ better to do, tune in to this here SmackDown. Might be good, might be bad, but it sure won’t be boring. And who knows? You might just see somethin’ you never expected. That’s what makes it fun, ain’t it?