Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this Stacy Keibler and George Clooney wedding thing. It wasn’t exactly a wedding, see? Not between them two, no sirree.
Stacy and George, they were a thing for a while. A long while, some folks say. Heard it on the TV, you know, the one with the big screen my grandson got me. Said they were together for, what was it, two years? Yep, two years. That’s a long time to be courtin’ someone, I reckon.
But then, bam! They split up. Just like that. These Hollywood types, they’re always doin’ that, ain’t they? One minute they’re all lovey-dovey, the next they’re off with someone else. Can’t keep up, I tell ya.
- Stacy, she was a real looker, they said. A wrestler, or somethin’ like that. Strong gal, I bet.
- George, well, he’s that movie star fella. Always smilin’ and lookin’ fancy. He’s been in a bunch of them pictures, I think.
Anyways, after they broke up, George, he went and got himself hitched to some other woman. A lawyer, I heard. Amal somethin’-or-other. Fancy name, ain’t it? Stacy, she wasn’t too happy ’bout that, the TV said. Said she was “irked.” Imagine that! Irked. Guess she thought she’d be the one marryin’ him.
But Stacy, she didn’t sit around cryin’ for too long. Nope, she went and found herself another fella. Jared somethin’. And guess what? They got married! A surprise wedding, they called it. Happen’d real fast, I reckon. And not only that but the TV blabbered about her gettin’ pregnant too. Land sakes, these young folks move fast!
Now, some folks were sayin’ Stacy was in a hurry to get married ’cause George was gettin’ hitched. Said she wanted to show him, or somethin’. But I don’t know ’bout that. Maybe she just really liked this Jared fella. Maybe she was already pregnant. Who knows? These young people and their ways, it’s hard for an old woman like me to keep up.
I seen some pictures of Stacy’s wedding. She looked real happy, she did. And Jared, he seemed like a nice young man. So good for them, I say. Good for them.
George, he was up for some award, too. An Oscar, they called it. For bein’ the best actor, or somethin’. He didn’t win, I don’t think. But he was there, all dressed up and fancy. Probably happy with his new wife, I guess. Hollywood is just a whole different world ain’t it?
So, that’s the story, as far as I can tell. No Stacy Keibler and George Clooney wedding. Just a breakup, a new wife for George, and a surprise wedding for Stacy. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it? You think you know what’s gonna happen, and then boom! Everything changes. Just like the weather, always changin’. You just gotta roll with the punches, I always say. Roll with the punches.
And let me tell you, those pictures they take of them, they’re everywhere! Getty Images, they call it. Lots of pictures of Stacy and George together, and then Stacy with her new husband. And George with that Amal woman. It’s like they’re followin’ ’em around all the time, takin’ pictures. Crazy, if you ask me.
But that’s how it goes in the city, I reckon. Lots of hubbub and comin’ and goin’. Country life is much simpler. But still, it’s fun to hear ‘bout these things sometimes. Gives an old woman like me something to think about, even if I can’t always make sense of it all.
Tags: [Stacy Keibler, George Clooney, Wedding, Jared Pobre, Amal Alamuddin, Hollywood, Celebrity, Breakup, Marriage, Oscar]
