Alright, let’s talk about this Dana Altman fella and how much money he’s got. You know, these basketball coaches, they make a pretty penny. I heard tell he’s worth a whole heap of money, like five million dollars! That’s a lot of chickens, let me tell ya.
Who is this Dana Altman anyway?
Well, from what I gather, he’s a big shot basketball coach. Been coachin’ for a long, long time. Started way back when, coachin’ some team called the Bluejays. Coached ’em for sixteen years, can you believe it? That’s a lot of games and a lot of sweaty boys runnin’ up and down the court. He won a bunch of games too, over three hundred, they say. Guess that’s why he’s so famous…or, well, kinda famous. Famous enough for folks to be askin’ about his money, anyhow.
- Born in some place called Crete, Nebraska.
- Been coachin’ college basketball for ages.
- Coached a team called the Bluejays for a long time.
How’d he get so rich?
Now, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Or should I say, the five-million-dollar question? Well, see, these coaches, they get paid big bucks to win games. And Dana, he’s won a lot of games. So, he gets a big salary. That’s how these things work, ya know. The more you win, the more they pay ya. It’s like farmin’, I guess. The more crops you grow, the more money you make. Only instead of corn and soybeans, he’s growin’ basketball players… or somethin’ like that.
They say his salary is a big part of why he’s worth so much. Makes sense to me. You can’t get to five million dollars just by savin’ pennies, that’s for sure. And it ain’t like he inherited it, I don’t think. He worked for it, sweat for it, yelled at referees for it, probably.
Dana Altman’s personal life, or whatever they call it
He’s got himself a wife and a whole bunch of kids. Three boys and a girl, they say. That’s a lot of mouths to feed, but I guess he can afford it with all that money he’s makin’. Born in 1958, so he’s been around the block a few times. Must have seen a lot of changes in the world, and in basketball too, I reckon.
So, what’s the final word on his worth?
Well, like I said, they say he’s worth around five million dollars. That’s a whole lot of money where I come from. Enough to buy a whole bunch of tractors, or maybe a whole farm! Now, I don’t know if that number is exactly right, but it seems like a good guess. These internet folks, they seem to know everything these days. But five million, that’s what they are saying on them computers.
Is he a good fella?
I ain’t never met the man, so I can’t say for sure. But if he’s makin’ that much money, he must be doin’ somethin’ right. And he’s got a family, so he can’t be all bad, right? Anyways, that’s the story on Dana Altman’s money, as best as I can figure it out. He’s rich, that’s for sure. And he coaches basketball. What more do you need to know?
They inducted him into some Hall of Fame too.
Yeah, they put him in some kind of special club for athletes, the Creighton Athletics Hall of Fame, I think it was called. That’s a pretty big deal, I guess. Means he was a really good coach, I reckon. They don’t just let anyone into those Hall of Fame things, you know. You gotta be special. So not only is he rich but he’s good at what he does, seems like a good life.
Now you know as much as I do about this Dana fella. A rich basketball coach, that’s the long and short of it. Five million dollars, that’s a whole lotta money. More than this old woman will ever see in a lifetime, that’s for sure.
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