Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here soccer match, the one with Bosnia and that place, whatchamacallit, Luxembourg. Don’t go thinkin’ I know all the fancy stuff ’bout soccer, ’cause I don’t. But I can tell ya what I see, plain and simple.
Bosnia versus Luxembourg, eh? Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Now, them fellas over in Bosnia, they ain’t too shabby. I hear they got some fellas who can kick that ball real hard. And Luxembourg? Well, they’re… they’re there. They also got some fellas playin’ ball. See, that’s about all I know about them.
This here match, it’s somethin’ called a “qualifier.” That means they’re tryin’ to get into somethin’ bigger, somethin’ called the “Euro 2024.” Sounds fancy, huh? Like a bunch of fellas runnin’ around Europe, kickin’ a ball. Well, that’s pretty much what it is, I reckon.
Now, if you ask me, and nobody ever does, but I’ll tell ya anyway, Bosnia’s got a better chance. Why? ‘Cause I seen ’em play on that there TV thingy once, and they looked like they knew what they were doin’. They were runnin’ and kickin’ and the other team, well, they weren’t doin’ so much runnin’ and kickin’. More like standin’ and watchin’, if you ask me.
- Bosnia’s got the muscle, I’d say. They got them fellas who look like they eat their Wheaties, you know? Strong as oxen, some of ’em.
- Luxembourg? Well, they might be scrappy. Sometimes them scrappy fellas can surprise ya. Like that little rooster we had back on the farm, always peckin’ at the bigger chickens. Sometimes he’d win, too.
But see, this here ain’t chickens, it’s soccer. And in soccer, the bigger, stronger fella usually wins, unless somethin’ crazy happens. Like the ball gets a mind of its own or the referee starts wearin’ blinders.
So, if I had to put my money on it, and I ain’t got much money to put on anythin’, I’d say Bosnia’s gonna win. Maybe two to nothin’, or three to one. Somethin’ like that. But hey, I ain’t no fortune teller. Just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
They got all these fellas makin’ predictions and analyzin’ stuff. BetClan and all them others, they use big words like “algorithm” and “H2H statistics”. Don’t know what all that means, but sounds like they’re tryin’ real hard to figure out who’s gonna win. Me? I just look at ’em and see who looks tougher. And that’s Bosnia, in my book.
This here match, it’s on November 16th, they tell me. Seven forty-five in the evenin’, Greenwich Mean Time, whatever that means. Out there in Luxembourg, at some place called Stade de Luxembourg. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably got them fancy seats and all. Not like the benches we used to sit on at the county fair, that’s for sure.
So, in conclusion, if you’re lookin’ for a prediction from this old woman, it’s Bosnia all the way. But don’t come cryin’ to me if I’m wrong, ’cause like I said, I ain’t no fortune teller. Just tellin’ ya what I see, plain and simple. And what I see is Bosnia kickin’ that ball harder and runnin’ faster than them Luxembourg fellas. That’s all there is to it. Now, go on and watch the match, and see if this old woman knows a thing or two about soccer, even if she don’t know all them fancy words.
One more thing, they say somethin’ about “hand-to-hand combat”. Now that don’t sound like no soccer I ever seen. Soccer is about kicking the ball, not fighting with your hands. But maybe them fellas got their own way of doin’ things over there in Europe. Who am I to say? I just hope nobody gets hurt, that’s all. Soccer’s supposed to be fun, not a brawl.
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