Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, this… what’s his name? Gee-an-carlo Stan-ton. Yeah, that’s the one. Is he married? That’s what they wanna know, right? Well, lemme tell ya, from what I hear, this boy ain’t hitched. Not yet, anyways.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these fancy baseball players, but I hear things. Folks gossip, ya know? And the word on the street is, this Stanton fella, he’s a big shot with the New York Yank-ees. Big strong fella, hits them balls real far. But a wife? Nope, don’t think so.
I did hear tell he had a girlfriend, some fancy named girl, Asiana Jayd somethin’-somethin’. Sounded like a mouthful, that name did. But, like all them young folks these days, it didn’t last. They broke up, I heard. So, single as a pringle, that’s what he is, far as I know.
Who is this Giancarlo Stanton fella anyway?
Well, they say he was born way out in California, in a place called Panorama City. His daddy, Mike Stanton, and his mama, Jacinta Garay, had him back in 1989. But, wouldn’t ya know it, them two split up when he was just a young’un. Eight years old, that’s all he was. Poor thing.
- His mama raised him and his two brothers or sisters, I ain’t sure which. Tujunga, California, that’s where they lived.
- His daddy, they say he’s got Irish blood in him. And his mama, she’s African-American. A real mix, this fella is. And get this, his great-great-great grandma, she was from Puerto Rico! Imagine that! All them different places mixed up in one person.
- And for some reason, they started callin’ him “Mike” when he was in sixth grade. Kids do the darndest things, don’t they? But now he’s back to Giancarlo, seems like. Maybe “Mike” wasn’t fancy enough for a big baseball star.
Anyways, back to the marryin’ part. This Giancarlo, he’s still young, I reckon. Probably busy hittin’ them home runs and makin’ all that money. Plenty of time to find a wife later, if he wants one. Maybe he’s just not the marryin’ kind, ya know? Some folks are like that. Happy to be on their own.
But if he ever does decide to settle down, I bet he’ll find a nice girl. A good cook, someone to keep his house clean and maybe darn his socks. That’s what a man needs, a good woman by his side. But for now, it seems like he’s just focused on his career.
So, there ya have it. Giancarlo Stanton, not married. Single and ready to mingle, as they say. But who knows what the future holds? Maybe he’ll meet someone tomorrow, maybe he’ll stay single forever. It ain’t none of my business, really. But I told ya what I know, just like you asked.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go put the kettle on. All this talkin’ makes a body thirsty. And remember, don’t go believin’ everything you hear, unless it comes from a reliable old woman like me, ha!
Tags: [Giancarlo Stanton, New York Yankees, married, relationship, baseball, Mike Stanton, Jacinta Garay, Asiana Jayd Hung-Barnes, Panorama City, Los Angeles, Tujunga]
