Alright, let’s talk about this whole ‘theory’ thing when it comes to, you know, finding someone. You see guys like that wrestler, Austin Theory, all confident, or you read some stuff online, some ‘guaranteed’ method.
So, I figured, why not give it a shot? There was this idea I picked up somewhere, probably some dumb forum thread late at night. The ‘theory’ was basically about pretending you’re not that interested, acting all cool and distant. Classic stuff, right? Sounded easy enough.
My Brilliant Plan in Action
I decided to try it out. Met this girl, seemed nice. Instead of just being normal, I started the ‘austin theory’ playbook, or whatever you wanna call my version of it. Took ages to text back. Kept conversations short. Acted like I had a million better things to do. Real smooth, I thought.
- Waited exactly 3 hours to reply to a simple “Hey”.
- Answered questions with one-word answers.
- Pretended to be ‘mysterious’ by not sharing much.
Guess what happened? Shocker! She just stopped talking to me. Like, completely. Ghosted. Poof. Gone. Didn’t find me mysterious, just found me rude or boring, probably both.
What Actually Works (Maybe)
It kinda hit me then. All these ‘theories’ and ‘game plans’, they’re mostly crap. Life isn’t like building some gadget with instructions. It reminds me of this one time I tried fixing my old washing machine. I watched like ten videos, got all the tools. Spent a whole Saturday taking the damn thing apart. Followed every step.
Put it all back together, feeling pretty proud. Turned it on. Water everywhere. Turns out, I’d cracked some tiny plastic bit you couldn’t even see in the videos. Had to call a repair guy anyway, cost me double.
That’s kinda how trying to use some ‘theory’ on people feels. You follow the steps, but you miss the human part, the unpredictable bit. You just end up looking like an idiot and maybe flooding your kitchen, metaphorically speaking.
So yeah, my ‘practice’ with the ‘austin theory girlfriend’ idea, or whatever name you stick on it, was a total bust. Ended up just trying to be a decent, normal person after that. Still figuring things out, like everyone else. No magic theory, just trying not to break stuff or tick people off too much. That’s the real practice, I guess.
