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Alright folks, let me tell you about this thing I’ve been messing around with: the “jade light cone.” Sounds fancy, right? Well, it’s just a name I gave it. Let’s dive in.
It all started when I was looking at some cool lighting effects online. I saw this one image with a really soft, green glow, and I was like, “I gotta figure out how to do that!” So, first things first, I needed the right materials.
I grabbed a cheap LED strip – the kind you can get anywhere. Then, I found this translucent plastic cone at a craft store. It was originally white, but I wanted that jade color, so I bought some green stained glass paint. Yeah, the stuff you use for windows. Seemed like a good idea at the time!
The next step was painting the cone. This is where things got a little messy. I thought one coat would be enough, but it was way too light. So, I ended up doing three coats, letting it dry in between each one. The fumes were pretty strong, so I definitely recommend doing this outside or in a well-ventilated area. Learned that the hard way!
Once the paint was finally dry, I had to figure out how to mount the LED strip inside the cone. I tried a bunch of different things – tape, glue, even some weird putty I found in the garage. Nothing really worked perfectly. Eventually, I settled on hot glue. Not the prettiest solution, but it held everything in place.
Then I stuck the LED strip to the inside surface. I wrapped it around and around the inside of the cone to hopefully let the light spread out more evenly. The hot glue was kind of messy but it did hold the strip in place so that was good enough for me. I let that set for an hour before moving on.
The last thing was testing it out. I plugged in the LED strip, and… not quite what I was hoping for. The light was way too bright and harsh. The green color was there, but it wasn’t the soft, subtle glow I was going for. So, back to the drawing board.
I tried a few things. First, I added a layer of tracing paper inside the cone to diffuse the light. That helped a little, but it still wasn’t quite right. Then, I dimmed the LED strip using a dimmer switch I had lying around. That made a huge difference! Finally, the light was soft and gentle, with that jade green hue I was after.

Finally! After all that, I had my “jade light cone.” Is it perfect? Nope. Is it exactly what I envisioned? Not really. But it looks pretty cool, and it was a fun project. Plus, I learned a few things along the way – like, maybe don’t use stained glass paint indoors, and hot glue isn’t always your friend.
So there you have it. My journey into the world of DIY lighting. It’s not always easy, but it’s always interesting. And who knows, maybe you’ll be inspired to try something similar. Just be prepared for a little trial and error!